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Players: | 99/600 | Votes: | 1756 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Villages Defended: | 15 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 3 |
Astral Mages Summoned: | 1 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 0 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 6 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 9 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 | Endless Night Skies: | 2 |
Fairy Circles Danced In: | 10 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 4 |
But wait, there’s more! This server has a secret underground disco party where all the mobs bust a move to dubstep music. Skeletons doing the robot, creepers breakdancing, it’s a wild time, man. And get this, the owner of the server is a llama in a top hat who speaks in Shakespearean insults. To be or not to be, that is the question, am I right?
So, if you wanna join a Minecraft server that will make you question everything you thought you knew about the game, then come on down to this wacky wonderland. Trust me, you won’t regret it… or maybe you will, who knows? Reality is just a simulation, man.