The Goofy Golem – Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, look no further because the golec thread SMP is here to shake things up!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky challenges, and unexpected twists and turns. Want to ride a pig off a cliff while wearing a pumpkin on your head? We’ve got you covered.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to a secret underground society of llamas who control the economy and trade in rare enchanted items. Want to join their ranks and become the llama king? Better start practicing your llama noises!

Oh, and did we mention that our server is actually located on the moon? That’s right, we’ve got anti-gravity blocks, moon cows, and even a lunar disco where you can dance the night away with your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Join the golec thread SMP today and prepare for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Nostalgia SMP

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Welcome to beginnings of Nostalgia SMP!! If you’ve been yearning for a server with no mods; just simple Vanilla Minecraft, then this is the place for you!! Nostalgia SMP is a small community scouting for new, dedicated players. The server offers a brand-new survival world to play with your friends!! We also offer server-wide events held by admins to obtain special items and prizes (still Vanilla)! If you’re looking to join in on the ride, be sure to join the Discord! (Server is still in development and will be out within the next few weeks. Updates are posted to Discord)

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	5256
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

airdrops, Anarchy, Auction, Bosses, Buyer, Clans, Competitions, Cosmetics, Donations, Duels, Economy, Events, Fly, Free Admin, gold block, Grief, Herobrine, Large Online, Lucky blocks, No Dupe, No Wipes, Pirate, Prison, Private, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Russian, Skypvp, Star of the Edge, Survival, tops, Vanilla, Weddings, Without Launcher

❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

– Beautiful buildings

– Character leveling

– Friends system

– Lots of cosmetics!

Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

We have cool modes:

– Anarchy (1.20.4)

– Bosses

– AirDrops

– Gold block

– Star of the Edge

– Buyer

– Economy

– Clans

– Quests

– Auction

– Cosmetics

– A world without wipes for donators

– SkyPVP

– Lucky blocks

– Cosmetics

– Duels

– Auction

– Clans

– Competitions and tops

❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

– Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

– IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by our resident llama, Naano, who is known for his impeccable fashion sense and love for disco music. He’ll show you around our insane world filled with floating islands made entirely of cheese, rainbow-colored sheep that shoot fireworks out of their butts, and a secret underground lair where the rarest diamonds in the game are guarded by a pack of dancing zombies.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over a kingdom of chickens and offers quests for brave adventurers to embark on. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal that leads to the land of talking pigs who tell the funniest jokes in all of Minecraft.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Naano can’t wait to meet you and show you all the wacky wonders our server has to offer.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	10
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

The Persona Thread Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our insane Minecraft SMP where the grass grows so fast, it’s like watching a time-lapse on steroids.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Atlus, a mystical being who will grant you three wishes if you can find him hidden deep within the world. Rumor has it that one player wished for an entire castle made of diamond blocks, only to have it collapse on them because they forgot to wish for structural integrity.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is guarded by a pack of deranged llamas who will spit on anyone who dares to challenge their dominance? Trust us, you don’t want to mess with them.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the wildest adventure of your virtual life. Just be sure to bring some extra pairs of pants, because things are about to get crazy.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

BiCraft Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama and unexpected twists! Just like the time I accidentally outed my friend as bi in front of everyone in our carpool. But don’t worry, our server is a safe space for all, unless you wear your pride flag too subtly and end up causing a stir like I did.

Explore our virtual world where you can express yourself freely, just maybe leave the pride flags at home until you’re ready to come out to the whole server. Who knows, you might even make friends who won’t judge you for your fashion choices or accidentally spill your secrets to the entire group. So come join us for a truly unforgettable experience, where the only drama is in the game, not in the carpool.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

FamCraft Engagement Bash

Bash, Boundaries, Emotional Abuse, emotional trauma, ENGAGEMENT, engagement dinner, estrangement, FamCraft, family dynamics, Family Events, favoritism, Gaslighting, Golden Child, healing, in-laws, low contact, Manipulation, neglect, Self-Sustainability, sibling rivalry, support system, toxic family, validation

Are you tired of being overshadowed by your perfect golden child sibling on every special occasion? Do you want to escape the clutches of a family that only cares about one person? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and create a world where you are the star of the show, where every achievement is celebrated and every gift is just for you. No more living in the shadow of your sibling, no more feeling like you don’t matter. On our server, YOU are the main character!

Our server is a safe haven for those looking to escape the drama and toxicity of family life. Build your own happy place, away from the constant comparisons and favoritism. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new family among your fellow players who understand what you’ve been through.

So come on, leave the drama behind and join our server today. It’s time to take control of your own story and create the life you deserve. See you in the game!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gods Slained:	0

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

SubSMPAddict – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old subscription services that offer nothing but the same old content? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is the subscription service you never knew you needed!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and hilarious shenanigans. Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will blow your mind and a community of players who are always up for a good time.

But that’s not all! By joining our server, you’ll also gain access to exclusive in-game events like the annual “Pig Racing Championship” where players ride pigs through obstacle courses for the chance to win fabulous prizes.

So why waste your time on boring old subscription services when you can join our Minecraft SMP and experience a whole new world of fun and excitement? Sign up now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	2
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

NudeCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only risky thing you do is maybe fall into a pit of lava? Well, look no further because on our server, we take risky to a whole new level!

Join us for the chance to have wild and crazy nudity experiences like never before! Imagine running around the server butt-naked, dodging creepers and zombies while trying to find your lost armor. It’s a thrill like no other!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Naked Warrior, a player who has mastered the art of combat in the buff. Will you be brave enough to challenge them to a duel?

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server that will keep you on the edge of your seat (and maybe out of your clothes), then come join us for the wildest, riskiest adventure of your Minecraft life!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

GreekF16PilotTraining Minecraft Server

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haha omg join this server if u wanna fly like a F-16 pilot in Ukraine but in minecraft!!! we got greece hooking us up with extra resources so u can train super fast and be the best pilot in the game!!! fly high and conquer the skies, join now for epic battles and crazy adventures!!! let’s goooooooo!!!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Endless Legions Commanded:	26
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	166

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SinwarCraft – Leader of the Blocks

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OMG GUYS, U GOTTA JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER, CUZ WE GOT HAMAS LEADER YAHYA SINWAR UP IN HERE! HE THOUGHT HE COULD HIDE IN GAZA, BUT WE SNATCHED HIM UP AND NOW HE’S BUILDING PIXEL ART WITH US! JOIN US FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY WITH A REAL-LIFE BAD GUY TURNED BLOCKY BUILDER! #BLOCKSNOTBOMBS #SINWAR4LIFE

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	28
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Time Warp Craft

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Yo, imagine a Minecraft server where time is just a suggestion, bro. Like, on this server, time is like a funky disco ball, spinning and twirling wherever it pleases. You could be mining for diamonds for what feels like five minutes, but in reality, it’s been five hours. It’s like time travel, but without all the confusing science stuff.

Join this server if you want to experience time in a whole new wacky way. You’ll never be late for a creeper explosion again because time will be on your side. Plus, who wouldn’t want to live in a world where you can have breakfast for dinner and dinner for breakfast? It’s a culinary revolution, man.

So come on down to our time-bending Minecraft server and see what all the hype is about. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sense of time obliterated. It’s a wild ride, but hey, that’s just how we roll on this server.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

CATALOG, cycling carbon, Environmental Science, Gene, Genes, genetic transfer, global ocean, madness, marine ecology, marine microbes, Microbe, microbial communities, microbiology, nutrient cycling, Nutrients, Ocean, oceanography, research, scientists, Understanding, viral, viral evolution, viral genes, viral infections, Viruses

so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

ReforgeMC

Adventure, Bedwars, Capture the Flag, Creative, Economy, Faction, Factions, Hunger Games, KitPvP, Minigames, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

ReforgeMC [1.8] – Economy | Guilds | PvP | & More!

Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Sanic Survival

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A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Runes Activated:	2
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

Updated November 1, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Wyrmholes Dug:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!