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Players: | 100/200 | Votes: | 7763 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6791 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 4 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 4 |
Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 13 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 4 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 4 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 24 | Epic Battles Fought: | 8 |
Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 3 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 41 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground goat cult that worships a giant goat statue made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that those who join the cult will be blessed with infinite luck and fortune in the game. Plus, our resident goat herder, Farmer Bob, will teach you the ancient art of goat whispering so you can summon goats at will to do your bidding.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all players transform into goats and must compete in goat-themed challenges to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Goat, a rare creature that grants wishes to those who capture it.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the GOAT server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!