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Players: | 91/800 | Votes: | 5193 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Infernal Machines Built: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 1 |
Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 |
Towns Built: | 9 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 6 |
World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 |
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 9 | Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 1 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 1 |
Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – we have a secret underground goat cult that worships a giant goat statue made entirely out of diamond blocks. Legend has it that those who join the cult will be blessed with infinite luck and fortune in the game. Plus, our resident goat herder, Farmer Bob, will teach you the ancient art of goat whispering so you can summon goats at will to do your bidding.
But that’s not all! We also have a special event every full moon where all players transform into goats and must compete in goat-themed challenges to win fabulous prizes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Golden Goat, a rare creature that grants wishes to those who capture it.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on the GOAT server and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen!