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Players: | 98/500 | Votes: | 7404 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Forbidden Relics Collected: | 4 |
Magic Items Found: | 1574 | Demonic Pacts Formed: | 2 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Mysterious Portals Opened: | 14 | Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 7 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 7 | Mines Excavated: | 4061 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, but you’ll have to navigate through deadly traps and puzzles to claim your loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden dimension where the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your computer’s processing power). Let’s make memories that will go down in Minecraft history as the most outrageous and hilarious moments ever seen.