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| Players: | 90/600 | Votes: | 3013 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Events Witnessed: | 3 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
| Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 9 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Blood Moons Survived: | 0 |
| Ether Blades Crafted: | 12 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 12 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 16 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 6 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 |
Join us for insane adventures, like riding pigs off cliffs while wearing diamond armor and battling creepers with nothing but a carrot in hand. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will make you laugh until your sides hurt.
But be warned, this server is not for the faint of heart. We have secret underground bases filled with treasure, but you’ll have to navigate through deadly traps and puzzles to claim your loot. And rumor has it that there’s a hidden dimension where the only way to survive is by dancing like a chicken.
So come join us on our Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe your computer’s processing power). Let’s make memories that will go down in Minecraft history as the most outrageous and hilarious moments ever seen.
