The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Runes Activated:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Ores Mined:	9370	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Blaze Gaming

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Blaze Gaming is a Minecraft network running for over 4 years without interruption, we host a variety of fun game modes such as Pixelmon, Skyblock and Survival SMP! We now support Bedrock edition cross play with our Java Edition servers!– Skyblock which includes our Greek themed custom mobs with custom items that are fully unique to our server..– Survival SMP which is our newly refreshed survival game mode, which includes custom models and custom items to use in battle against one another, as well as an all new 1.20 experience.– Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.10 which is historically our longest running and most successful game mode, with tons of content and things to have fun with while playing Pokemon in Minecraft! The new Pixelmon update brings Minecraft 1.16.5 and more!▶ DISCORD : discord.gg/blaze ▶ PIXELMON MODPACK : https://modpack.mc-blaze.com ▶ BEDROCK IP: sm.mc-blaze.com:19132

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Crops Grown:	3647	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Pikacore

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

IP » pikacore.sedexcraft.com Website » https://www.sedexcraft.com Discord » https://www.sedexcraft.com/discordPikacore is a server meant for more advanced Pixelmon players. It features a more challenging gameplay than your average Pixelmon server with slower leveling, item lose on death and no easy training methods.» Features: • Ultra Space / Nether / End open to all players • GTS • No Fall Damage • PokeHunt • Events • Friendly Community • Friendly Staff

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Love Letters Sent:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	Enchanted Armories Found:	7
Animals Bred:	159	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Sakura Realms

Survival, Vanilla

Ever wish Mojang would add simple things to make survival minecraft better? Sakura Realms adds quality of life features to slightly enhance vanilla minecraft gameplay and make your experience more enjoyable!We are on the latest version and support crossplay Bedrock and Java players! | Our IP is ms.sakurarealms.netSome features we have are: * /back: Return to your death point or your most previous location at any time. * Swim with horses: Horses can travel over rivers and oceans. * No Crop Stomping: Crops will not trample when walked on. * Control Phantoms: Ability to turn on or off phantomsand so much more. Join discord.sakurarealms.net to learn more!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Magic Items Found:	8477
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Divine Spears Created:	13
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Sunny Survival

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Sunny Survival exists to simply give Minecraft lovers a place to play together. We have:– A fantastic player-driven economy system that allows you to create your own shops to sell or buy items from other players, or simply just trade with players within the community. – A small but friendly community – Lag-free gameplay – Pets! Always have a companion with you! – Simple, vanilla Minecraft.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CastiaMC

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

When we created this server, our goal was to create a unique and well balanced “custom” Towny experience. With our current team having over 7 years of Towny experience we aim to give players the best possible survival experience possible. With frequent updates and actively adding new features to the server we can ensure you that this server has a lot to offer. Whilst our server is mostly based around Towny we have added a lot of game-play features that will enhance your experience, such as:Jobs, Rankup, Auctions, custom enchants, Custom GUI menu’s, Crates, Lockable chests, Custom items, Epic particle & sound effects And much much moreWhat are you waiting for? Join today!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Potions Brewed:	98
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

CCNet

Creative, Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

CCNet Nations is a geopolitical sandbox on a 1:1000 scale map of Earth!• ESTABLISH YOUR LEGACY: Stake your claim to the world and join a town. Form a nation, navigating the treacherous waters of diplomacy and warfare to survive and expand.• MASTER THE ART OF WAR: Design and build over 20 types of naval, ground and aerial vehicles to assert dominance over the skies and seas. Engage your foes in sieges that involve intense vanilla combat, artillery and guns.• INDUSTRIALIZE AND PROSPER: Improve your productive capacity using dozens of machines and supply goods to fuel your war machine, or become a peaceful trader ferrying items across the world.• CREATE, TRADE, OR CONQUER: Whether you are a builder wanting to build a beautiful city, PvPer looking for combat or roleplayer interested in running a nation – there is a place for everyone in Nations.• COMMUNITY-FIRST EXPERIENCE: Collaborate, compete, and create stories. In Nations, player-driven politics and narratives make the world turn.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Vanilla Europa

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

IP: mso.vanillaeuropa.comJava-Bedrock Crossplay Enabled! 1.20With Semi-Van Vanilla Europa’s main objective with Semi-Vanilla is to provide Minecraft players with a multiplayer experience as close to Vanilla Minecraft as possible, while carrying out anti grief measures, not allowing griefers and looters to wreak havoc on friendly users.Community The Vanilla Europa Community has been growing since November 2018, when the server first launched. Since then, the server has enjoyed many new events and player groups and public creations.Plugins The plugins in this semi vanilla server are designed to not intrude upon the Survival/Vanilla aspect of Minecraft while also providing a griefer-free and streamlined friendly community experience. We utilize GriefPrevention in order to stop grief. Chest Shop and Mob Head plugins are to add more fun and convenience for the survival experience on the server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	50	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Endless Night Skies:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Grand Theft Minecart

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP

The most played Grand Theft Auto in Minecraft server. IP: org.gtm.networkFeatures: * Use our 35 custom weapons; from shotguns to snipers, all unique to GTM * Realistic resource pack * Drive custom vehicles; from cars to tanks, and even planes * Join a big community, with gangs and multiple languages * Own your own penthouse apartment in our custom-built map * Enjoy our frequent, large updates as we make the server even coolerHop into the city of MineSantos, Sanktburg or New Mineport, loot chests full of awesome gear, and kill anyone who stands in your way. Be careful though, there are police roaming the streets, and they do not like murderers! As you level up, gain access to more and more powerful weapons and vehicles, and purchase a wonderful apartment or house to store all your stuff. Join a Gang, or make your own, and become the Crime Lord of Los Santos. At Grand Theft Minecart the opportunities are limitless.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	19	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	57
Love Letters Sent:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

PokeSaga

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10 Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://pokesaga.org/modpack

If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokesaga.org/

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crops Grown:	4594	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.