The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	42406	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Love Letters Sent:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	33
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39
Alien Abductions:	2	Zombie Dances:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	2117	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	23	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	16
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Dreamerz Network is one of the best and the fastest growing networks available with 5000+ members. Our server has no lag, 24/7 online, 2 gamemodes which are LifeSteal & Survival, and much more! We literally have everything you can be looking for, Try us today!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	549745	Dragon Scales Harvested:	118
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Demon Skulls Collected:	44	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	5	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Potions Brewed:	142
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Villages Defended:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	2970
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	41
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	1924	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Star Shards Collected:	205

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Scales Harvested:	498
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Players Killed by Monsters:	1311
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Ender Pearl Glitches:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	74	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

PokéLeague is a unique way to experience the existing pixelmon genre in an entirely different way, we provide story-based driven content as well as plain survival pixelmon as you are used to with many cool, unique, exciting features and amazing builds to go along with that made by our building & development team.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	292	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Projections Made:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	6569
Runes Activated:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.