The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated:	2905	Divine Scrolls Written:	16
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Avalon

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

You are a Guardian. Avalon is under attack, and you have been summoned. But you don’t have to fight evil alone… You can join a town, or create your own town and invite others. Will you find all of Avalon’s secrets, and conquer the Great Evil?

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Zombie Dances:	9
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	45	Void Armor Forged:	14
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	41
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	303

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Metallic Box

PvP

A super unique Minehut server with so much content, and great at work staff, join for the best server experience you will ever have!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Mondacraft

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Mondacraft SurvivalSpeak it! The best server on the Colombian coast is back.We are taking the reins of our community again and we hope to continue growing much more, and also to join the rest of the internet and video game communities.We are a kind and friendly server that enjoys company and playing with friends, all players have access to different commands and kits at the start of the game to achieve different things or facilitate their progress.We are a 24/7 server that improves and optimizes every day, enter now and have fun!Store: https://mondacraft.tebex.io/ Discord: http://discord.mondacraft.com/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8377	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

TavernCraft

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

TavernCraft was first founded by a group of friends who were interested in playing minecraft together in their own private world, where they could customise their own minecraft experience. Overtime, the server was made public to share our work and creation with like-minded players who are looking to join in on the fun. Since then, TavernCraft has gradually grown into a budding community of friendly players who come together to have fun.Today, TavernCraft is a medieval themed server that currently supports the survival and creative gamemode from 1.8 to 1.19.2. The staff team has put in immense effort to setup the server, including features like dungeons, leaderboards and events while ensuring things stay friendly and enjoyable for both new and old players alike! Join our close knit community and begin your adventure with us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39
Buildings Constructed:	14	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Love Letters Sent:	14
Crops Grown:	2796	Villages Defended:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

MineScape

Creative, PvE, Survival

IMMERSIVE Utilizing resourcepacks MineScape is designed to look and feel like RuneScape, start your new adventures with an awesome communityPICTURESQUE Beautifully crafted by hand map, take cinematic screenshots and post them online!HIGHSCORES Be the best you can be, show off your skills and compete to get closer to the top of our highscoresFRIENDLY The MineScape community welcomes everyoneCREATIVE SERVER Build with our unique blocks and to your hearts desires, show off to your builds to friends on our creative plots server

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Void Gems Collected:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	26	Animals Bred:	140
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Void Armor Forged:	18
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Badcraft

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Badcraft is a Java & Bedrock vanilla anarchy Minecraft server, designed to give players the purest Minecraft experience, just as the creators envisioned, free from hacks, cheats, and exploits. It ensures no modifications that alter gameplay, no teleporting, no map resets, no designated player homes, and no preset economy. All decisions are in the hands of our players. Griefing and raiding are allowed, and there are no mechanisms to prevent them. This world is truly your sandbox!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Demon Skulls Collected:	27
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Magic Items Found:	2955
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Love Letters Sent:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	12

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

OraclePvP

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock

OraclePvP is a new OneChunk Minecraft server where players must be smart and creative to make the most of the tiny 16×16 chunk everything happens on. It offers tons of excellent features, from spawners, boss battles, and quests to PvP duels and more. Players can buy lifetime ranks, crate keys, tools, and kits from the server store, and although their space may be limited, their adventures are not! Join OraclePvP now to experience the best OneChunk server for Minecraft!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Crops Grown:	8150	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	25
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Heese SMP

PvP, Survival

Q: How do i join? It’s simple, server version is 1.20.1 or above and you connect with IP: heesesmp.com Make sure to read our rules upon joining as not following them may get you permanently banned from the server.Q: What features does Heese SMP have? We have some plugins/features that enchance player’s experience such as: • Ability to save home and teleport to it • Ability to mine mob spawners and use them to make farms • No Grief Policy – The server does not use protection plugins, and in case that you have been griefed, report it to us with /griefreport • Player’s Heads drop on death • Create Shops using the TradeShop plugin • And more! Feel free to ask a staff member about anything you don’t understand Server rules are listed in ⁠rules channel on discord.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cursed Scrolls Read:	1
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Ores Mined:	7762

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

TerraeMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Looking for a Minecraft server that offers a unique and exciting survival experience on both Bedrock and Java editions?Look no further than TerraeMC! Our server boasts a Towny system that allows you to form your own town, join a nation and conquer the earth alongside other players.We run on Minecraft version 1.19 – 1.20.1 and are compatible with both Bedrock and Java editions. Our bedrock port is 19132.Visit our website at http://terraemc.net for more information and join our friendly and active Discord community at https://discord.gg/CQ2DYwH. Join TerraeMC today and start your adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Kinetic Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Thanks for checking out our page. The Kinetic Network has been around for over 4 years hosting our own custom-built modpacks. In 2021 we also started to offer FTB and Curse modpacks alongside our own.We have modded servers for 1.7.10, 1.12.2, and 1.16.5. So whatever you think is the best update for modded, we’ve got you covered.Find out how to join our network here: https://kineticnetwork.net/

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	49
Magical Frogs Kissed:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Dragon Scales Harvested:	132
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

SummerCraft

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

JAVA AND BEDROCK! BEDROCK PORT: 54059Welcome to our vanilla-esque Minecraft survival server! Join us and experience the ultimate survival gameplay, where you must gather resources, build your own shelter, and face the challenges of the wild.Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more!Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!Our server features a friendly community, active staff, and a balanced economy system that allows you to trade with others and build your own empire.We have a wide range of activities you can enjoy, including PvP, PvE, McMMO, and much more! Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, you’ll find something to love on our server. Come and join us today!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

PartyRealms

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

IP Address: partyrealms.comDiscord: https://discord.partyrealms.com/ Website: https://partyrealms.com/ Rules: https://partyrealms.com/rules/PartyRealms is Minecraft reimagined. A fully modified experience that aims to enhance Minecraft through rebalancing many systems and adding many more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

DifferentCraft Towny

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

DifferentCraft is a Minecraft Survival server bursting with custom features, striving to be one of the best Towny servers out there! DifferentCraft runs on a custom built machine which is hosted at a Tier-1 data center to guarantee you the smoothest experience possible!We run a bunch of custom-made plugins so you’ll never get bored! You’ll find custom items and crafting systems at your fingertips, a rank progression system that grants you new perks while climbing the ranks! Some other things you’ll find are a brewing plugin that adds 60+ custom brewing recipes, a modified version of Slimefun to offer over 200 new items with lag free gameplay, MythicDrops and so much more!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Astral Projections Made:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Cubiverse

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

We are a non-profit vanilla Minecraft server that never resets and is always 100% EULA compliant. We never sell ranks and we offer a unique anarchy experience. /-/Server Rules/-/ 1. Do not cheat or hack in the server. Cheating includes exploiting game mechanics, using a hacked client and anything else that takes away from the multiplayer experience. Only mods that don’t give an unfair advantage are allowed on the server. 2. Do not spam. 3. Do not advertise. 4. Do not lag the server. 5. Alts are not allowed on the server. 6. Do not exchange in-game items for value outside Minecraft.Server-IP: cubiverse.online Server Version: Java 1.20.2Join our Discord to get whitelisted – https://discord.gg/FdJQVkcky3

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Potions Brewed:	162
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Zombie Dances:	6	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

6b6t

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

6b6t is a survival Minecraft anarchy server with no rules, no punishments, no limits where players can do whatever they want in a world that can support 1000 players connected at the same time without any waiting lines. The server also has /tpa and /home for more active gameplay. Hacking and griefing is allowed, just like everything else. 6b6t seed is the same as 2b2t seed: -4172144997902289642IP: play.6b6t.org Bedrock IP: bedrock.6b6t.org Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.