The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Dragon Eggs Found:	5074
Meteorites Collected:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	15
Magical Ponies Rescued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Towns Built:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Pandamium is a SMP Minecraft Server. We have stronger mobs that you can hunt for rewards and ranks, and the usual basics, ranks, homes, claims, tpa, votes, etc. Overall it’s fairly close to Vanilla, except for the special mobs.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	15	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	42
Secret Passages Found:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PokeParadise

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.10Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/pixelmon-251.201459If you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.pokeparadise.org

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Cwoare Network

Cross-Play, Factions, Skywars, Survival, Vanilla

Cwoare started in 2014, as a survival server then changed into a Network named Cwoare Network. We aim for a great community and fun!We currently offer the following game modes to our community: – Survival – Factions – Skyblock – Vanilla

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15	Demon Skulls Collected:	39
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Love Letters Sent:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CherryLand

Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to CherryLand Network Server with Good Community, 0% Toxicity, Active Staff and Lots of Variety! Come have fun with your friends!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	14
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Faeberry

Survival

Faeberry is a 1.19.3 Semi-Vanilla Survival Minecraft server with free ranks, cosmetic crates, and custom world generation!Our server features plugins such as Marriage, Head Database, LandClaiming, MCMMO, and much more!Join us at faeberry.net

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	13	Villages Defended:	14
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Emeralds Found:	7340	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Meadow SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Meadow SMP is not just any Minecraft Server. It’s a super chill place with plenty of options to make the experience perfectly suited just for you! Enjoy a seamless automatic questing experience! Shape Meadow’s thriving economy with our community. We offer proximity voice chat support for everyone to use! We offer an exclusive feature of dash and double-jump abilities! Stay up-to-date with the latest Minecraft updates.Play on both Java and Bedrock editions.Arena: Kit Pvp / Rank Levels / Multiple MapsLifesteal: Pvp / Quests / Bounties / Land ClaimsSurvival: Pvp / Quests / Land ClaimsBecome a Part of our Welcoming and Wonderful Community – Join us today!IP: meadowsmp.comBedrock Port: 19132

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

AppleMC

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

join applemc.apexmc.co for factions. We have land claiming, crates, voting, ranks, spawners, PVP, raiding, spawners, a GUI shop, factions, and more. mcMMO and custom enchants will be added very soon.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Love Letters Sent:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

WestMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to WestMC, where the game gets an upgrade! Immerse yourself in a BRAND NEW 1.20+ Minecraft server that’s not just a server – it’s a destination for a laid-back, fun and engaging SMP gameplay with a twist that’ll keep you hooked!!!Java IP: play.WestMC.net Discord: https://discord.westmc.net/Dive into a world of endless possibilities with features like Custom Enchants, Skills, Mob Arena, and the thrill of Fishing competitions. Keep your loot with our keep-inventory feature and unleash your creativity with player-owned warps. Safeguard your creations with land protection, embark on epic quests, and earn free ranks just by casting your vote!WestMC is not just a server; it’s your go-to spot for a fun, safe, and absolutely epic gameplay experience. Join us, make friends, and let the adventures begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	41	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

GREEN MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

“Welcome to GreenMC, a thriving Minecraft server where nature and combat converge! Immerse yourself in a lush, vibrant world filled with flora and fauna. Engage in intense battles with our unique 1.19 PvP system, offering a dynamic and exhilarating combat experience. Harness the power of Lifesteal, a game-changing feature that lets you recover health with every victorious strike. Explore an expansive landscape teeming with hidden treasures and challenging adversaries. Whether you’re a seasoned warrior or a budding adventurer, GreenMC promises an unforgettable journey through a verdant realm of danger and triumph. Join us and let the adventure begin!”

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Love Letters Sent:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Demon Skulls Collected:	26	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MysticLand

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival

MysticLand is a server for java and bedrock with rules to avoid toxicity.We have: protections, jobs, tp, casino, clans, player store, weddings, triple economy, events, mini boses, dungeons, elevators, new structures, ranks, free and paid kits.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	97/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	19
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Rearth Server

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Survival, Towny

[Rassaba ~Rearth Server~] ■About the server ・Compatible with version 1.20.4 and above ・Cross play compatible ■Main features ・1:750 Earth reproduction map ・Introducing plug-ins used by overseas famous earth mackerel such as EarthMC ・Gold standard economy ・War system Implemented many attractive elements! Furthermore, we plan to add more elements including dungeon servers in the future! Please come to Rasu Saba!Note: This server is for Japan

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	13
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Undead Armies Raised:	5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Buildings Constructed:	39	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Ores Mined:	9509
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!