The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3372	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Love Letters Sent:	15
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Ores Mined:	6406
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

McDaily

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mcDaily, the economy SMP community with skilled builders in all kinds of styles. Customization options to make your home feel truly yours. Engaging admins that actively play on the server and provide server updates frequently. Custom items to make your gameplay that much more enjoyable.Come hang out with our community, that’s friendly towards both more mature members as well as a safe place for our younger audience. Make sure to vote for mcDaily as we provide rewards that most other servers list as “premium or donator rank exclusives”.Want to know more about us, the server or perhaps jump right in? Check these out: Discord: https://discord.gg/JprbQW2qQW Website: www.mcdaily.online ip: play.mcdaily.online (we allow both java and bedrock, add :25565 at the end of ip for bedrock)

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Farms Harvested:	633	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	22

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

WAX

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival

The World of Starknight is the oldest Xbox city server now on JAVA! We started our journey in 2012 building a grand city with an economy and intricate story mode. If that’s not your style we also offer a MMO economy survival world or a hardcore apocalypse survival where you have to survive through the ruins of a city fighting through hordes of zombies with guns! We’re a small team putting all this together so we are also looking for builders/admins!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Villages Defended:	13
Enchantments Applied:	277	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Astral Projections Made:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

PryorSurvival

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Hi! Come play survival with us! We welcome all with a well taken care of community, java and bedrock a like! Claims, No lag, active staff, New gamemodes, and in-game cosmetics! From seeing your in-game stats to starting the next big farm build! we have it all and would love for you to join us !Java Edition: pryormc.co Bedrock Edition: play.pryormc.co Port: 1913

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Enchantments Applied:	132	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	20
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	25

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

DonutSMP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

DonutSMP is a Minecraft Server where you try to become the best player by grinding to get loot and by fighting others. The server is joinable on any version. The donutsmp ip is donutsmp.net

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	35	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	7	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	19	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

1Vie.fr

Anarchy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

ANARCHY HARDCORE SERVER The Minecraft server 1Vie.fr offers you the opportunity to test your survival and adaptation skills in an ultra-hostile environment in a totally anarchic atmosphere. 1Vie.fr offers its members the opportunity to rediscover their primary instincts in an ultra hardcore game without plugins (100% Vanilla) and without life regeneration.VANILLA | 0 Plugins 1vie.fr is faithful to the unique Minecraft Vanilla survival experience. There are 0 plugins or mods that alter the basic gameplay experience that players are looking for. Quickly join a hostile world with other people. Will they be your allies? Or your enemies… It’s up to you!SURVIVAL | Hardly On your first login you will be randomly teleported to the pre-generated map. Find your wild instincts because here there is no room for error. The ultra-hardcore experience will not do you any favours. The first time you make a mistake, you’ll be kicked off the server.RELATION | Unpredictable Would you kill the first person you meet or would they kill you? If you were to meet a player, would they be a potential ally or prey? Are you being watched? These are the questions that you must continually ask yourself on 1Life.com and only you have the answers. We can only offer you the playground.Join the adventure: https://1vie.fr/en / IP: play.1vie.fr

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	2
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Raw Vanilla

Anarchy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Notes: 100 Block Spawn Protection, Daily Backups!Server Features: Friendly Staff, World Backups, 24/7, Support, No Lag, Dedicated Server, No LimitsServer Rules (Permanent Ban): No Hacking, No Cheating, No Exploiting, No Racisms, No Lag Machines, No Threating, No X-Raying, No Bullying, Keep Chat Clean, Don’t Be Dumb. Server Rules (Allowed): PVP, Teaming, Unlimited Farming, Griefing, Mob Farming, Redstone Machines, Building, New Chunk Loading.Server Discord: https://discord.gg/UjXbz3rW

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Potions Brewed:	41
Emeralds Found:	1458	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

WolfyCraft

Creative, Factions, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival, Towny

»» WolfyCraft «« ———————————- WolfyCraft is a friendly server, that you’re bound to enjoy! We aim to provide a relaxing enviroment where you can build, craft, and enjoy playing with your friends and other players! -[Pixelmon]

> Join our Pixelmon server, where you can enjoy a brand new custom world, explore it with other trainers, capture all the Pokemons and beat our gyms! -[Factions]

> Ready for some war? Looking to make the coolest base ever? Come and join us, and show the world your domination. I hope you remember how to make a TNT Cannon! -[Survival/Creative]

> Want to let your creative side out and just build? Well no worries! You can do that too, come and relax, build, and share your creations with others. -[Friendly Community]

> Our server isn’t just a server, it’s a community, a place for people to come and relax, have fun, play and meet new people. You will be welcome here! We hope to see you here soon!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	23	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	23	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	6	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
New Chunks Explored:	716385	Magic Items Found:	6149

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MetaMechanists

PvE, Survival

Design huge factories, automate everything, become invincible, go to space, build cool stuff. Our powerful server hardware allows for all kinds of crazy builds without impacting performance. We’re centered around Slimefun, a plugin that adds everything from backpacks to nuclear reactors to logistic systems. Unfamiliar with Slimefun? Our community and staff members will be happy to help you learn.Progress through a free rank system by crafting increasingly advanced Slimefun items to gain perks. The server is entirely volunteer-run with no pay-to-win aspects. We host events regularly and focus on maintain a strong community, focusing on quality over quantity.[IP address] play.metamechanists.org [Discord] https://discord.gg/6Ew8BYxUtZ [Website] https://metamechanists.org

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	93/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Whispering Shadows Heard:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Gods Slained:	0	Crops Grown:	6755

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Taco Haven

Economy, Survival

Anti-grief community centered semi-vanilla smp with a player based economy. Player statements: “Every second I was on felt like something you could only get there. I love that the mods, and owners are really easy to reach out to, and their just all around likeable people.” -whoisthefox 2021

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	31	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Zombie Dances:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

ProjectOzone3 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: po3.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention island claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > ProjectOzone3 Kappa Mode Modpack

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Zombie Dances:	8
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45	Animals Bred:	166
Secret Passages Found:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

ColdNetwork

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, PvP, Skyblock

Social community, great gamemodes including: OPFactions, OPSkyBlock, KitMap, HCFactions and Practice. We have an experienced management team which makes everything more fun for players. We also have a good anticheat which IPbans and active staff members.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Tekkit by CraftersLand Towns Clans

Economy, PvP, Survival, Tekkit, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░> Server address: tekkit.craftersland.net:25567░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Server hosted in DataCenter on a Dedicated Server in Canada near USA border. > Online 24/7. > MyTown Mod for land protection. > Economy, Server shops, Players Market, Rewards, Crates. > Clans, PvP. > Live Maps.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	9
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	434	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Elitecraft Survival Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

UK Minecraft Server – Slimefun, Economy, Games, Arenas, PvE, New Map, Land Claims, Quests, Pets, Ranks, Custom Items, Elevators, and more. Join our server now, and immerse yourself in the ultimate Minecraft experience! Here we have the best community in Minecraft.This is why we pride ourselves in having the perfect balance of players to make sure everyone feels at home. No matter who you are at what age, we are the place for you! Just follow the rules and have fun.Our server consists of multiple worlds first our Survival world is the primary world of EC. Founded in 2011, we now have years of experience. Here we provide a welcoming community for new and veteran players alike to build, enjoy and feel at home. We offer advanced grief protection including chest locks, user-based land protection, disabled explosions, map backups and if rollbacks, to undo grief if necessary. PvP is disabled everywhere Except in the nether and it is quick and easy to join and start building. At our Creative world, you can enjoy a fun Multiplayer creative experience with all your friends, with no grief. Additionally, we offer FULL creative mode, lots of protected land for anyone to claim, lots of permissions for players such as /warp, /tpa and /plot, a system which is guaranteed to prevent grief. Players can use almost every item the game has to offer, and even some World editing commands. Our SkyBlock world offers each player their own private SB island for them and their friends to build on. Here there is no grief or PvP, and an awesome economy so you can sell your junk for new equipment. —–

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Rainbows Spotted:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Love Letters Sent:	11
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

PangMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to PangMC Network, the ultimate Minecraft server experience! Whether it’s custom survival or a superflat challenge, there’s always something fun happening on our server. What are you waiting for? Join PangMC Network today and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

PangaeaEarth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Towny

PangaeaEarth, a geopolitical Minecraft server with a Pangaea map.The map is approximately 4.5k by 5k, running on the towny claiming system. Although targeted more towards the casual, building type of player, the server will have systems set up in place for those more wanting of pvp. With that being stated, come join us in PangaeaEarth!

Updated October 20, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	22
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!