The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Star Shards Collected:	287	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Just Minecraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Survival

At Just Minecraft our goal is to make the most classic Minecraft experience possible. To us this meant, no pressure to buy ranks, no pay-to-win and no unbalanced game mechanics. To ensure the best server possible, we focused on creating a 24/7 server, with a friendly community and 0 lag, so you can play whenever you want, wherever you want.The Just Minecraft Network currently includes:Just Creative: Just Creative includes ranks, world edit and plot minigames across a range of plots sizes. Our rank system is based on the number of blocks you’ve placed and time you’ve spent active on the server, allowing players to climb to the highest rank simply by playing! At each rank, you will recieve more World Edit permissions and bigger plots to make building easier and more spectacular.Our plots also have a unique minigame compatibility, allowing you to build your own minigame (including access to command blocks) and publish it to the server.Just Survival: Just Survival throws you into grief-free vanilla 1.16 Minecraft. The Survival rank system depends on time played, players killed and time survived, allowing you to reach the highest rank simply by surviving. As you rank up you will be awarded access to more perks, keeping the game fun.So join the JustMC community now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Void Gems Collected:	25	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

MineDOT

Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

New survival server, with features of Towny.SERVER IP: MineDOT.org VERSION: 1.20 – 1.20.4Cracked and premium players can play

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	13
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

SkyWars

Anarchy, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

The Official SkyWars server that started it all! Battle players upon floating islands and be the last man standing!SkyWars IP: skywars.com Skyblock IP: skyblock.net– Playable on 1.8 – 1.19.1! – First and original server released in August of 2013. – Apart of the Official Skyblock server network. – Custom and unique SkyWars plugin. – Over 1,000,000 unique players joined. – Custom items and Skybuck currency that enhance gameplay. – Dozens of maps to play on. – FFA – Quick 8 player games. – 1v1 – Battle a single player and stake money.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	39	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Brutal Kingdoms

Anarchy, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Brutal Kingdoms, where survival means strategy! Our server offers a challenging twist – a world limited by a border with scarce resources, eliminating VIP privileges. It’s a level playing field, pushing players to rely on wit and tactics. No private areas, just pure survival skills at play. Join us for an intense Minecraft adventure where every move matters. Are you ready to conquer Brutal Kingdoms? Join now for a unique survival experience!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Void Gems Collected:	19
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Plasmodia

Economy, Survival

Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Emeralds Found:	6356
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	17
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Emopia.se

Creative, KitPvP, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	18
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Kragmc

Survival

This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Quests Completed:	20	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Dimension Hops:	0	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

HostileMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Raiding, Towny

HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	15	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magic Items Found:	6685	Epic Shields Constructed:	25

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Vampiric Classics

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Divine Spears Created:	29
Void Armor Forged:	26	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	14
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Crafters Cove

Cross-Play, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	4	Astral Projections Made:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Villages Defended:	17
Astral Orbs Gathered:	16	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Goblin SMP

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Dragons Tamed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

The New Deck

Cross-Play, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

WELCOME TO THE SILLY CAT SERVERWe offer: – Simple, True to vanilla gameplay. – A fun, customized and amplified world seed – A mature and fun community not afraid to think outside the box to have fun- Public use plugins like item lore, nickname, & item name! – Quality of life plugins like claims, co i and player heads that drop on killWe are a semi-vanilla server doing our best to develop a true-to-vanilla experience that doesn’t differ too far from the original game, while still offering some fun plugins! We are mainly community driven and oriented when it comes to how the server is ran and gameplay wise, and hope you enjoy your stay with us. We Get ready and boot up your launcher for the best experience possible! Well be giving you plenty of brain damage and braincell decay to go along with your time here on the SILLY CAT SERVER (insert ten exclamation points here)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	17
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Mythical Swords Crafted:	57
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Meteorites Collected:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

Oblivion Prison

Economy, Prison, PvP

**Features** – A hybrid mix of ‘old’ style classic servers and the latest prison servers (old school guards, pvp areas, plot restrictions, rare blocks, and no more quadrillion of this, octillion of that, which gets exhausting and silly after a while) – All of the ‘standard’ features you’d find in prison servers (crates, enchants, plots, etc) – Gangs – with the addition of ‘Gang Tournaments’ where gangs compete together to win prizes (/gang, /tourny) – Mystery boxes alongside 1 crate for each A-Z rank (NPC at spawn) – Most of the server is custom coded – we have only some standard plugins which run alongside our custom ones. – Custom drugs & a unique way of obtaining ‘useable’ drugs (/drugs) – Dynamic events & server activity, including our semi-automated Events plugin – Several day-to-day things, such as daily missions (/daily), daily quests (NPC’s) and more – Rare blocks & rare items fully integrated into the game, alongside ‘stock’ so you can keep track of how many of one item is on the server at any one time (/rares) & more

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

PRIMAL

Economy, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	34
Potions Brewed:	135	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

VexedMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5
Buildings Constructed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!