The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	10
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

EnderNetwork

Survival

Welcome to EnderNetwork, a thrilling Minecraft survival server that takes your gaming experience to a whole new level! Immerse yourself in a dynamic and challenging world where survival is the key to success, and adventure awaits around every corner.**Explore a Unique World**: EnderNetwork features a carefully crafted world with diverse landscapes, hidden treasures, and mysterious dungeons. Embark on epic journeys through lush forests, vast deserts, towering mountains, and treacherous caves.**Custom Items and Weapons**: Our server boasts a unique twist with a variety of custom items and weapons. Discover powerful artifacts and enchanted gear that will aid you in your quest for survival. Unleash the full potential of your character with items you won’t find anywhere else.**Build and Create**: Express your creativity by building impressive structures and settlements. EnderNetwork encourages players to collaborate and form communities. Establish your own home, town, or fortress and leave your mark on the ever-expanding world.Join EnderNetwork today and embark on an unforgettable journey in a Minecraft survival server where the possibilities are as endless as the world itself!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Dimension Hops:	5

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Minions Network

Bedwars, Factions, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock

Minion’s Rules 1) Be respectful This means no mean, rude, or harassing comments. Treat others the way you want to be treated.2) No inappropriate language Use of profanity should be kept to a reasonable minimum. Any derogatory language towards any user is prohibited. Swearing is permitted in casual channels only, while the official help and code channels should be kept free of any profane language.3) No spamming Do not send a lot of small messages right after each other. These disrupt chat and make it hard to scroll through the server. Please keep your messages at least 5 words long while chatting.4) adult/other NSFW material The idea behind the server is to provide a safe place for us to share art, videos, and other kinds of creative material – not to share the aforementioned NSFW material.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension Hops:	10
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Torrent Network

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

The Torrent Network is unique and experimental. Each server has its own quirks and offers content like you’ve never seen. Best of all, we plan to never reset our servers so your builds will go down in history. Our servers are 0% pay to win and you will find a friendly, welcoming community here. Check us out on discord: https://dsc.gg/torrentsmp.This server supports 1.17 -> 1.20.4 on Java, as well as 1.20.40 and 1.20.60 on Bedrock!Features:– Survival: A unique and experimental experience. Our SMP strives to replicate the challenge of the vanilla gameplay loop with custom content to immerse you in our world. You can build and pilot ships with Movecraft. Embark on epic quests with dialogue and storylines with rewards such as custom modeled gear and money. Start a shop and become richer than Jeff Bezos. Without warps, homes, or tpa, we have immersive systems to travel like our integrated portal network. Oh, and baby zombies are twice as fast. Have fun.– Creative: Our PlotSquared creative server allows you to claim one plot with /plot claim; find your spot and build to your heart’s content. You can even use world edit!– Lifesteal: An epic challenge. Kill a player, steal their heart. Die, and lose a heart. Epic quests, MMO skills and abilities, custom bosses, and more! STILL IN ACTIVE DEVELOPMENT ~ OPEN FOR EARLY ACCESS

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	467370	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Crystal Caves Mapped:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Holy Grails Found:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

I hate you

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

semi-new 1.20 Small minecraft server focused in providing a vanilla survival experience, with no P2W and limited plugins, you can enjoy minecraft as it was created.Friendly Staff are always happy to help

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	4546	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Love Letters Sent:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	33
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	15

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

TanukiCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival, Towny

TanukiCraft is a professional, high-quality server featuring a custom-configured Towny experience for Java and Bedrock Crossplay. Engage in an immersive gameplay environment where you can build magnificent towns in a consistent world, engage in strategic PvP battles, participate in exciting events, and thrive in a robust player-driven economy. Join us now for an unforgettable Minecraft adventure!Server IP Address play.tanukicraft.netPort Bedrock Edition: 19132 Java Edition: 25565Consoles can join with our friend bot. Add tanukicraft1 as a friend in Minecraft and there will be a joinable world on your friends list.World never resets, server is kept up to the latest version but backwards compatibility from 1.19+

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Mineshafts Explored:	1
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Void Gems Collected:	31	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Madcow Family Friendly

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Madcow Family Friendly Minecraft Server. (Almost) Vanilla – Minecraft as it is meant to be, with the following exceptions:-* Grief Prevention, so you can protect your builds and property. * A plug-in to remove floating treetops, because who likes floating treetops? * dynmap on play.madcow.fun:8123 * A little bit of teleporting and home setting * Family-friendly chat filtersSurvival mode / PvEQuestions to [email protected]

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	7
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	10

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Blade SMP

Anarchy, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

A fun SMP, PVP, and Semi-Anarcy (no cheats) server, to have fun.Its a semi-vanilla server with few plugins. it has ranks.there is no anti grief for players, so hide you’re base well.how am I supposed to fill this description with 100 chars for a vanilla server, cmon

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

HermitVeterans

PvE, Survival

What is Hermit Veterans About? We are a public community-based PurPur survival server with a welcoming playerbase. You can decide to live alone, join a group or create one of your own. It’s up to you how you play; you are sure to find your niche here.We have upgraded to 1.18, but we have not reset the map. Instead, builds have been retained and any unused chunks were reset, bringing new generation to 80% of the world. Caves below y=0 can also be found anywhere throughout the world, in new and old chunks. What Plugins do we use? Here’s a brief overview of some of the main ones: -Grief Prevention: To keep your builds safe! -Population Density: To provide the world with “regions” for players to own, as well as a means of teleportation. -SignShops: A simple way of selling goods via signs without you being there to make the trade. -ViaVersion and ViaBackwards: These plugins allow players to join while running Minecraft versions 1.12+. What are “regions” and “region poles”? Regions, as stated above, are a part of the population density plugin and are 400×400 block areas that players can own! Region poles are situated in the center of the region. They allow you to travel quickly across the map to visit other regions. Region poles consist of a stone brick platform with a glowstone pole at the center. Region poles give you the opportunity to explore the builds made by others with ease. We have a website at: HermitVeterans.com as well as a Discord server at: HermitVeterans.com/discord where you can chat with players both off and on the server and familiarize yourself with the playerbase and the server. Please note that you will need to join the Minecraft server first before you are able to verify your account on the website or on the discord server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Dimension Hops:	5	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Buildings Constructed:	31
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Helix

Economy, Parkour, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Here at Helix we’re truly diverse, playing host to players from many walks of life. We reach people from Hawaii all the way to Singapore, cultivating a server with energy that allows players to play the game however they like! As such, our server is fueled with creativity that gives rise to remarkable builds. The soaring Helix towers overlook spawn’s stores,which aren’t far away from the space rocket marvel that was constructed in just a day. Other features are there to be found.This spurs on members who are committed to grouped projects that allow us to expand beyond the traditional boundaries of survival servers. One of these projects is our Crystal Racing circuit, and it’s these sorts of builds that allow us to accomplish other ventures. Every other weekend, we use these builds to host events and minigames within the server. Many of our members will log in and we’ll play a game of Mafia, Parkour or Capture the Flag.We’re proud of the community that we’ve cultivated on the server, and now we’re looking for some of you to be a part of that! If you’re looking for vanilla Minecraft experience, though, do not fear! The plugins we run mean we do not stray at all far away from vanilla Minecraft.We do have a 18+ age stipulation, as we’re looking to strengthen our community. We’ll never punish players for inactivity, just as long as you’re still interested in remaining whitelisted. Events are a server-wide occasion, and so we encourage our members to come out if they can.As we watch your applications come in, we’re naturally delighted with how many people seek to join and are excited to see our new recruits!To apply, join our discord.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Meteorite Armor Created:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

FOX SMP

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

A Brand New Minecraft Server . Friendely enviornment , land claims, , keepInventory , Bedwars , Skyblock , kitPvP , MiniGames, etc.CUSTOM RANKS , EXTRA CREADITS , DAILY REWARDS , CUSTOM JOBS , CUSTOM SHOPS, Crazy Enchantments, etc

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Farms Harvested:	718	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	31	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

OzarkCraft

Vanilla

Are you frustrated with putting time in building on an SMP only to have your work wiped out in the name of “Seasons”? Are you finding the constant nagging of Pay to Win robbing you the joy of just placing some blocks or making new friends? Do you even remember what Vanilla tastes like anymore with the ever growing list of game altering mods?Look no further!We at OzarkCraft feel your pain and have created a server experience that not only will bring you back to that “Feels Like Home” vibe but also follows updates without resetting and keeps the new blocks and biomes within your grasp!Apart from a couple of quality of life improvements like coordinate hud, armor stands and single player sleep, you can settle down here and build yourself a home that will be around for a long time.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	10

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Kanda Kraft

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Welcome to Kanda Kraft! [1.19.3]Welcome to the world of Kanda. In this fantastical, medieval world, human-like seals and humans coexist together… well not completely together. Complete quests and uncover the secrets of the Seal Kingdom!We are a survival server for players seeking a brand new environment for survival building! A small community and new beginnings! Features: -Survival- close to normal vanilla play -towny-Greif prevention claims, set-homes,-Random Teleport-economy!-many great buildings for various fantasy/medieval roleplaying!-voting ranks for those who decide to stick around!-many buildings yet to come- more cities, more locations!-Also… who doesn’t love seals! 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Alien Abductions:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	24
Animals Bred:	45	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

MC Adventures

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, Skyblock, Survival

Mc-Adventures! Welcome to a small and welcoming network, with a whole bunch of different gamemodes and minigames to choose from. Friendly and interactive staff available available almost 24/7 on the server or in the Discord : https://discord.gg/tGGXQpbKCT We are looking to expand the network and are warmly taking feedbacks either good or bad. Suggestion and ticket system in the discord. Hope to see some of you come on by for a small peek and maybe you like it:O The servers this network includes: – [SMP] Survival server with the old nether – [McMMO] Survival server with mcmmo gamestyle and jobs. This is using the newest “minecraft” – [Skyblock] Build your own island up in the sky with just a few starting materials. We have two different skyblocks: normal skyblock and oneblock (you start with 1 block) – [Bloodmoon] Survival server with the old nether. But every 4th night there is a bloodmon making hostile mob much stronger and have the chance to drop nice loot – [Pixelmon] As we all know the “pixelmon” You gotta catch em all! [Forge 1.12.2 and the pixelmon mon required]

– [Minigames] A bunch of minigames to choose from: Bedwars, Hunger Games, Hide And Seek and much more! – [Creative] Build your creations in creative mode. Can you outbuild any of the current builds? Server ip is “play.mc-adventures.com” Website “mc-adventures.com”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	175
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	29
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	39	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Meteorites Collected:	3	Farms Harvested:	410

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

LoverCraft Network

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

This server is Loverfella’s Minecraft server. 1.19.2 Survival! Daily Updates Daily events with YouTubers! Even LoverFella himself!Expect anything from Daily events ran by admins to event held by Loverfella himself for videos on his youtube channel.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	331	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Zombie Dances:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Hyskies Network

Skyblock

Hyskies is a Minecraft server that was launched back in 2019. We have years of experience hosting fun, popular, and unique servers! Join us today to see what we have to offer!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Magic Items Found:	6529	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	43
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	397
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.