The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Zombie Dances:	0
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

GlitchyMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games

GlitchyMC, A Minecraft Server Where The Fun Never Ends!~our Minecraft server has many type of games you can choose do you want survival?-we got it! Lifesteal?-No problem! Bedwars?-We also got it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Epic Shields Constructed:	30
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Epic Battles Fought:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

SweetPea Middle School

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Sweet Pea is a friendly Minecraft server. We offer a semi-vanilla experience with a few plugins to spice things up. We have a customized shop plugin where you can buy and sell stuff with in-game currency. A friendly community is always there when you need them and more than willing to help out with anything, big or small. We even have Discord <-> Minecraft chat so you can chat without even having to be online! Along with the listed above features, we’re constantly updating to add new features and upgrade QOL across the server. Join us now at sweetpeamc.com 🙂 Hope to see y’all online!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Divine Relics Bestowed:	14	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

CasualCrafters Vault Hunters

PvE, Whitelist

Join Discord to request Whitelist!We are a friendly community of people who like to vault hunt without malding at every death. I made this server because I suffer from a crippling debilitation called Skill issue, and so far we get a lot of chill people so come and join us :)Age Restriction: 18+ preferred but all welcomeRule Set: VaultMode Casual (Deaths only cost durability) VaultLoot Plenty (2x Vault loot and exp gained) No Griefing, Stealing or PVP unless both parties consent Don’t create unnecessarily laggy farms Trading encouraged, we can help each other out with items when needed Build somewhere around spawn if possible (Within 1000 blocks radius)

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Hidden Passages Discovered:	7
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

FriendlyCraft

Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

We are a family-friendly community with a natural economy. Earn money by working for other players, farming crops that actually develop while you are away, or selling mob eggs you have captured. Scavenging unprotected chests and abandoned homes is allowed! Work your way up a unique ranking system of 50 ranks, based on playtime, and accumulated wealth! You will unlock special rewards and abilities along the way! Have you ever wanted to live in the Nether? Now you can build an epic Nether base and claim it! Come Join Us Now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chimeras Created:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

FaeTalesMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Welcome to FaeTalesMC – Features – Bedrock Port : 19132– Slimefun (We will be adding in more add-ons as we grow!) – Towny /w Map – Cosmetics – Jobs – McMMO – PyroFishing ( WIth custom textures!) – PyroMining – Marriage Plugin – Balanced Economy – Player Shops – Big Community and Streamer Friendly – Shop

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Immortal Anvils Forged:	19
Dragon Scales Harvested:	364	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

SuperSurvivalX

Economy, Roleplay, Survival

→ IP : supersurvivalx.minesr.com ← Discord : discord.gg/esbBGAe6KjOperating a nuclear powerplant ? check ! Drug and alcohol plugins ? check ! Economy ? check ! Player warps and minigames ? check ! Joining the server now ? check !

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	90	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	18
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Veroxus

Anarchy, Factions, KitPvP, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Do you want a hot chick, a Ferrari, and a trillion dollars? Well, we don’t offer that in the Lifesteal department. But we do offer an AMAZING MINECRAFT SMP Introducing the Veroxus Lifesteal SMP, the DonutSMP alternative without the sweaty losers and Lifesteal added!We offer: * Fusion Think of if DonutSMP and the Lifesteal SMP had a baby * Smooth KB + Zero Lag This is an SMP with actual good knockback. The PvP is amazing. You won’t find any lag here * Zero Claims and Constant Raids Server is aiming to grow to 500 concurrent players by the end of July, so expect to find lots of bases where you can destroy and loot bases with no claim protection, be water, my friend 🥋 * 1.20 LATEST AND GREATEST VERSION SUPPORT We offer Minecraft on the latest version, you won’t have to play 1.12 like cheating noob servers such as 2b2t * HIRING STAFF Must be qualified We pay our staff monthly too! DM staff to get a job!We don’t have: Joe Biden’s Chocolate Chip. Ice Cream Vanilla is waaaay better

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mythical Swords Crafted:	88
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Emeralds Found:	1064
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

IipuCraft

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Iipukema Network presents Ipucraft, the official McMMo server of the iipukema network, a survival with economy, in which you can sell and buy objects with in-game money, Bank to be able to save all the millions of iipucoins that you get, auctions to be able to sell what you don’t need, claims so that your things are always protected, Clans so that you and your friends can have a meeting place. Arenas con ranking, Surprise boxes through daily votes, Food market where you can buy any item you need, lore and much more!!! Find out at iipukema.com port 25565 Java and Bedrock! Iipukema.com the only server that shows its face! Follow us on Twitch and other social networks!!! Join the community…what are you waiting for?We have SquidGames, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Parkour, Lifestile, Minigames, Normal Survival and Technical Survival. What are you waiting for to come in and try?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Lava Rising

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

Looking for a thrilling and competitive Minecraft mini-game? Look no further than Lava Rising! Battle to death against other players while trying to survive as the lava rises around you. When you join the server, you’ll enter one of the elevators and be teleported to the game itself; you will receive randomized items that match the biome you’re in, such as blaze rods in the nether or elytras in the end. Craft armor and weapons to defend yourself and be the last one standing. Once you’ve completed the game, return to the lobby with your newfound items and sell any extras for totems, gapples, and other valuable items. And if you’re looking to upgrade to netherite, head to the nether to collect random items until you obtain netherite ingots. Parts of the lobby can move, it is designed unlike any other server, you will just have to see for yourself. Join Lava Rising now for a competitive and thrilling Minecraft experience.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	8
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	264

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Obtain the Grain OTG

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

SERVER IP: play.otgmc.com – We use a custom resource pack on OTG that requires you have OPTIFINE downloaded and installed before joining. – Resource pack includes: 500+ Unique Item/Weapon Textures; which includes, 52+ Armor Textures, 15 Custom Elytra’s, 12+ Custom Hats. – 9 Unique Themed Islands to explore and loot. Each Island has 2-5 Points of Interests for fast travel with a dungeon to delve into that has a boss at the end and a mine to gather resources from. – NPCs with Leveling/Daily Quest’s and a Main Adventure Quest. – /Rankup system to make your kit equipment stronger. Climb through 15+ ranks! – Attribute system, the longer you stay alive the more your attributes climb. – Mines for resources. (Building and breaking of blocks is limited to mines and plots.) – Dynamic /shop in Spawn Kingdom, prices fluctuate!- Player Plots for Rent in spawn and on every island! – PvPvE, 1 Safezone per Island. – Custom Monsters/Bosses with unique drop tables. – Loot Chests (Crafting of most items is disabled, you’ll have to loot!) – Built in economy with an emphasis on a player market. – Use /guild to party up with friends!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Ores Mined:	9531	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Gamerland

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Gamerland, a survival server that offers a unique and challenging experience for players who are looking for something different. Similar to an SMP, Gamerland offers a vast open world where players can explore, build, and survive. But unlike other servers, Gamerland is packed with plugins that completely change the game’s strategies and goals.One of the most significant features of Gamerland is the custom structures and items with strong abilities and drugs. These items are rare and valuable, and players can sell them for points, which is the currency used on the server. Points can be used to purchase a wide range of items, including custom gear, weapons, and tools that can help players survive in the harsh environment.Players with cracked Minecraft can play on the server, and there are teams that players can create and officialize. Official teams receive in-game bonuses such as protected areas, which can be an excellent way to stay safe from other players who might be looking to steal valuable items.Another exciting feature of Gamerland is the jobs that players can complete. These include the Bank Heist and the Drug Laboratory Robbery, which offer players a unique challenge and the chance to earn valuable points.Overall, Gamerland offers the best gaming experience for all players, whether you’re a Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the game. With custom structures, unique items, and exciting jobs to complete, there’s never a dull moment on this survival server. So join us today and start your adventure in Gamerland!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Astral Staffs Crafted:	6	Dragon Eggs Found:	9661
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealmWars

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Welcome to the RealmWars Minecraft server! Never pay to win, always friendly.RealmWars is a friendly and welcoming community that offers a unique Towny experience. With a focus on player-driven economy, roleplay, and friendly competition, we aim to provide a fun and immersive experience for all players. Features: – Towny: Build and expand your own town, join a nation, and compete for resources and territory. – Economy: Participate in a player-driven economy and trade with others for goods and services. – Jobs: Join a job and immerse yourself in the world of RealmWars! – McMMO: Adds new mechanics and features to the game, including a skill system, special abilities, and unique experiences for players.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Endless Night Skies:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	379	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Zombie Dances:	9	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

DemonsCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Minecraft survival/rankup server, with Mcmmo, pets, VIPs, Plots and much more. Come meet and call your friends, fast support. interaction, events, I believe you won’t regret it

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Meteorites Collected:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Stealcadia

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Unique Lifesteal Server with Custom Weapons, very fun and lots of PvP! Stealcadia also comes with Unique Boss Fights, never seen on other servers before! It’s truly one of a kind.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	5	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	7
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Phantom Horses Ridden:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

BLITHE

Creative, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

We are a Whitelisted semi-vanilla survival server enhanced with; an armor-stand editor, proximity chat, mini-blocks, and other plugins that give players the closest gameplay experiences to that of Hermitcraft. Most other plugins used are for moderation and lag efficiency like Core Protect which helps keep our community a safe and friendly place this means there are no plugins that drastically alter the vanilla experience such as; /landclaim, /sethome, or /tpask /tpahere.We also have new bonus servers available! Including Last-Life and a creative test Server! Here at Blithe, we encourage creativity; mega-bases, player shops, minigames, group builds, redstone projects, cityscapes, or anything else. If you can dream it we want to see it!Join Today!www.blithemc.co

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	295
Farms Harvested:	940	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.