The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3583	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Dragons Tamed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	391	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Void Gems Collected:	17	Mines Excavated:	1012
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Mythical Swords Crafted:	39
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

TraizelCraft

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Server IP — TraizelCraft.net Port for Bedrock — 2072 Discord — Use code qWssnBP or go to discord.TraizelCraft.netDiscover TraizelCraft!We are a crossplay and crossversion server with RPG and Factions!We feature RPG, Factions, Dungeons, Parkour, Mazes, Custom loot and gear, a vast open world, many custom enemies and bosses to fight, and more.We also do events through our discord and have many more gamemodes to come in the future!Explore | Discover | Conquer | Become Legend

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	54	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Chilltown

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

Chilltown isnt just a Minecraft server… its a community. Our inviting and inclusive community is committed to your satisfaction, whether you choose to tread your path alone or cultivate new connections. We are unwavering in our mission to provide an extraordinary experience, consistently introducing fresh content and continuously expanding our offerings. Whether you’re into constructing grand buildings, conquering the sprawling world, or experimenting with intricate redstone creations, we’ve got you covered. The survival experience is taken to the next level with the inclusion of custom mobs, unique armor sets, and a variety of other custom items and biomes, ensuring there’s always something new to collect or discover. Join Chilltown and see what the world has to reveal. Java Edition IP: mcorg.Chilltown.eu

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	229	Animals Bred:	53
Dragons Tamed:	7	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Villages Defended:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

The jar

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Burken is a swedish survival server with mcmmo and quests. The community is nice and helpful. We do events and competitions sometimes. We also have a few minigame servers, like Arrow Fight and Tower Defense. The regular SMP2/3 servers have no PvP but our Anarchy SMP allows PvP/Grief. We also have a SkyBlock server and a Hardcore SMP server.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	3766	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Mines Excavated:	4710	Dragon Scales Harvested:	122
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CastawayMC

Economy, KitPvP, Prison, PvP

CastawayMC is a hybrid prison server. You awake to find yourself stranded on a mysterious island, and no one seems to remember how they got there. Work your way up through the ranks by gathering resources and trading with villagers in hopes of getting your own personal island paradise!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	18	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	17
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Star Wars Conquest

FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

Miners League: Star Wars is a sci-fi, tech modpack based upon a galaxy far, far away. Explore the Star Wars universe on our official server, or solo, and progress through the over 80+ on your way to conquering, or liberating, the universe!Visit our website for a link to the modpack!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Chatty Player NW

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

Our main goal is to offer a playable environment to our players. We strive to provide an environment free of profanity and fraud. We think we can achieve this with both our high-quality management and our systems. Since we are an old server, we are more experienced in many aspects and we have found solutions to most of the mistakes we made in the past, and as I mentioned at the beginning, we are trying to ensure that the players entering the server can have a problem-free game. We hope we were successful.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

JustVanillaMC

Survival, Vanilla

Server IP: play.justvanillamc.usJustVanillaMC is a vanilla based minecraft server, we are strictly vanilla, we host weekly and weekend Saturday events. We have a well set community as the server has been running 6 years now! We have website and discord which is our main source of communication. We’re always updated to current stable builds! Join our discordhttps://discord.gg/gsWcJWw www.justvanillamc.com

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Runes Activated:	5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Secret Passages Found:	2
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	72	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Steinercraft – Vanilla-based Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

We have been running since 2015 and we are not planning to stop. Our aim is to preserve the vanilla gameplay mechanics as much as possible to satisfy a broad audience of players. This means that we have teleportation and home commands, a random teleportation portal, enhanced sleeping mechanism and a clean looking chat. There are no claims. Player fighting and raiding is allowed. More information can be found by joining our server! 🙂

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Shotbow

KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Shotbow, the original server network!Home to the entirely custom coded gamemodes of MineZ, Annihilation, Smash, Mine Theft Auto, and much more!No mods are required! Just connect with a Minecraft 1.12 – 1.18 client and experience Minecraft like you never have before!Originally founded in 2012, MineZ took off as one of the first vanilla Minecraft servers taking the core game that everyone knew and loved, and putting a spin on it that had never been seen before. Now, nearly a decade later, Shotbow has registered over one million unique players, and delivered quality experiences for everyone to enjoy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Buildings Constructed:	8
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
New Chunks Explored:	637029	Players Killed by Monsters:	2603
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

MineWonders

MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to MineWonders, a new Survival Server where you can have a ton of fun, play with SlimeFun, mcMMO, PyroFishingPro and more.We truly hope that you will enjoy the server and be sure to join us for a great adventure

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	12
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Runes Activated:	4	Enchantments Applied:	205
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	1293
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Alone Mc

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP

Welcome to Alone Mc – a unique Minecraft server set in the vibrant gaming landscape of India. Immerse yourself in the exhilarating LifeSteal gamemode, where every move counts and survival is key. Join a community of players navigating the challenges of this thrilling server, where strategic gameplay and skillful tactics reign supreme. Alone Mc invites you to embark on an epic Minecraft adventure like never before, all within the dynamic gaming node located in India. Are you ready to conquer the LifeSteal world?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	25
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	40
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Runes Activated:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	7	Holy Grails Found:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Herobrine Sightings:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	24
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Players Killed by Monsters:	365
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.