The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	7945	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

BlossomBuilds

Cross-Play, PvE, Vanilla

BlossomBuilds – Explore the Faerie Realm!Features:Themed Fantasy Builds, BlepFishing, and Exclusive Crates. Rank Progression with Voting Rewards and Custom Items. KeepInventory for worry-free exploration. Enchanting Realms Await:Unlock mystical perks as you climb ranks. Dive into BlepFishing for unique fish and rewards. Discover treasures through our exploration rewards. Join BlossomBuilds Today! Server IP: mc.blossombuilds.com

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	7758	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

TalesHaven

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

TalesHaven is a semi-vanilla survival server with a friendly community. Our features: ● Jobs: Join a job and earn money to save for a rank, or spend it in our server shop. ● Quests: Ready for a challenge? Join a quest and unlock cool rewards! We have over 1400+ quests and 17 categories. ● McMMO: We have a unique skill progression system to level your skills and unlock new abilities. ● AuctionHouse: Sell or buy resources on the Auction House and grow your money balance. ● Server Shop: We have a server shop to buy all sorts of resources from items to blocks and more. ● PlayerWarps: Set a player warp for your friends, or your XP farm. The choice is yours! ● ChestShop: Create your shop with chests so players can visit your place and buy your resources. ● RankShop: Save up your money and buy unique new ranks, these come with new features and commands! ● GriefPrevention: Prevent griefers from griefing your builds by claiming your land.TalesHaven is also cross-play compatible so you can join using Bedrock Edition, Windows Edition, or Pocket Edition. Ready to survive with us? Join our server at play.taleshaven.net if you’re using another platform other than Java edition, use play.taleshaven.net:25568.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	57	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

VioletCity

Economy, Survival

VioletCity is an SMP focused on building a friendly community, everyone is welcome here! Whether you want a place to chill and hang out with your friends, or grind your way to becoming the wealthiest, this server is the perfect place for you!We have plenty of QOL features, including land claims so you can build without any worries! There’s tons of stuff planned to be added soon, so join today so you don’t miss out!Join us at: violetcity.mcserver.ws Join the discord server for news on updates, etc: https://discord.gg/XSrEMnTJjP

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Hypiworld

Survival, Whitelist

A survival server with Create Mod! Since July 11, 2022 and is still ACTIVE. We used to be only in China, but are now turning to the world.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	106/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Star Shards Collected:	76	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AppleNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival

Come have fun in our skyblock 1.8 IP: iscraft.minecraftserv.com SkyBlock is a new part of the Blockman GO game saga that allows you to create your own world alone or with friends. You can build buildings and even entire cities or explore dangerous dungeons in search of valuable resources.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	95/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Gods Slained:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

PokeValley

Survival

Hey everyone! Are you tired of playing on servers that give an unfair advantage to those who pay? Look no further than PokeValley! Our incredible Cobblemon server has opened it’s doors to anyone looking for a mighty adventure and we’re so excited to invite you to join our growing community! Here are just a few of the features you can expect: – Player-run Gyms, Elite Four & Champion – PokeDex rank rewards – Tournaments and other community events Note that the Overworld border will be increased by 5k with every new Cobblemon structure update. This could also include one of the other dimensions depending on the update.We do not have a way to buy anything on our server besides of a Vip rank that gives you access to /nick.While we strive to maintain a vanilla experience, we do have some quality of life features like /tpa, /home, /rtp, and more.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Divine Spears Created:	22
Falling into the Void:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

FoxSMP

Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

A minecraft bulgarian server! You can find: -Spawn -Events -Cool Staff -So much more

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	21

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Domini

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

Just a KingdomsX server for fun with my friends, open to the public.Create a kingdom build your community, balance your economy, make allies and enemies with nations, dominate your opponents and take over kingdoms to assert your dominance in the land.We allow bedrock users to join the server: 162.33.22.223 Port: 19133We now support Boosted Audio, which is a voice chat plugin, allowing users to use the command /audio This should allow both Java and Bedrock clients to voice chat in proximity to each other in the game, while the plugin uses a website to monitor microphone audio.*Voice chat is not required to join, it’s just something nice to have to be able to talk to users in a proximityView the server’s world map here: http://162.33.22.223:8123

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

NeworldCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

VanillaMC x NeworldCraft Offers 3 unique Planets Earth: This contains cities, many plugins. VanillaMC: Regular SMP, Minimal Plugins. Pollux Planet: Very hard, lots of loot. Build as you please on any planet. Protect it with /town createMap: http://vanillamc.ca:8175Bedrock Ip: 142.44.135.67:8014Java ip: vanillamc.caDiscord: discord.gg/stpKN7SvsaEarth Map – MINIGAMES – MCMMO – 20+ Species – PVE – Weather – Vehicles – Cross Play – Tree Chopping – New items – New Mobs – Level Systems – Wars – Get married – Medkits – PvP, PvE – Better Fishing – Skip Night – 100+ New items

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

EverDrift Mc

Creative, Skyblock, Survival

Hey there, have you been searching for a Minecraft server that’s worth joining? Look no further than EverDrift! This server is the perfect place for players who want to experience Minecraft in a whole new way. Firstly, let me tell you why EverDrift is worthy of your time.This Minecraft server is packed with exciting features that will keep you entertained for hours on end. From custom plugins to unique game modes, there’s always something new to discover. Plus, the community is friendly and welcoming, so you’ll never feel alone on your Minecraft journey.But that’s not all! EverDrift also offers a variety of events and competitions that will put your Minecraft skills to the test. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone. And with regular updates and improvements, you can be sure that the server will always be fresh and exciting.So what are you waiting for? Join the EverDrift Minecraft server today and experience Minecraft like never before! With its amazing features, friendly community, and exciting events, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

PreyMC

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

IP: PREYMC.COM [1.18 – 1.20+] | Bedrock/Java | LifeSteal SMP | Your ultimate Minecraft Lifesteal adventure awaits! Dive into our player-driven community, where every strike rejuvenates your journey. Whether building solo masterpieces or teaming up for survival, every moment pulses with vitality. Join now and let the lifesteal essence flow through your blocks.

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Srino Network

Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival

Experience the SrinoNetwork, your ultimate Minecraft server for building, trading and discovering! Here are some of our exciting features:Compact and creative urban development projects Attractive jobs that reward you for all your activities User-friendly shops and auction houses Spawner to make money faster Great events for celebrations such as Easter, Christmas and Halloween Friendly community and helpful team Instead of a farm world, we offer you a user-friendly shop that you can open with /shop. Here you will find all the resources you need to build.Come and discover the SrinoNetwork – your Minecraft adventure starts here!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	24
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

KotB-MC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

KotB-MC is a hybrid PvE & PvP server, Survival Multiplayer at its best!Create a Kingdom of your own using the Kingdoms plugin!Will you choose to be a pacifist Kingdom? Focusing on farming and building? Or will you be an aggressor, forming powerful alliances to conquer the server? The world is yours for the taking!– Fight in the MobArena, defeating waves of mobs for cash and glory! – Join one of 5 custom Jobs and level up for access to unique & powerful rewards! – Become rich! Open your own shop and complete daily quests! – Race to valuable AirDrops and be prepared to fight for them! – Place bounties on other players and hunt them down! No P2W here – Free VIP rank just by voting for the server!! We also have LootBoxes, mcMMO, Events, and a fully working redstone Casino! Come check us out!!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	33	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Love Letters Sent:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Fermium MC

Economy, PvE, Survival

Looking for a fun, eventful, family-friendly Minecraft server?Well, look no further!This server includes land claiming, player shops, quest, player warps, tech automation, tool skins, pets, particles, custom deliveries, jobs and more!All obtainable just by playing!If you want more information regarding Fermium MC, just join our discord channel!Come have fun with us on the server join now!

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

KoscoLand

Creative, Factions, Hardcore, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Skyblock

KoscoLand MinecraftServer Versions Java/Bedrock 1.8-1.20.X IP: koscoland.apexmc.co :25565 or *OFF*play.koscoland.ml :19132Welcome to KoscoLand by Hardcore Gaming a 24/7 Minecraft Paper Vanilla Server 24/7 We Have Survival, Creative, Hardcore, Factions Skyblock, Battleground, Adventure, Prison, Minigames and More. All Server Mobs set Hard PVP Enabled server has some plugins but most for mechanics not that game changing trying to stay Vanilla as Possible. Got Buys, Votes, Ranks, Discord, and More. Stop by to play all your Minecraft Multiplayer Game Modes on 1 server without switching to a new server Visit the website for more details www.hardcoregaming.online

Updated October 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Emeralds Found:	5108	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.