The Funny Wizards Minecraft SMP

Crush, fuk, funny, girl, HEARTBREAK, longing, longing for girl, longing for love, love denied, Love Lost, Minecraft, smp, tfw, unattainable, unattainable dream, unattainable girl, unattainable love, unattainable relationship, unrequited crush, unrequited desire, unrequited feelings, unrequited love, Want, wizards

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only way to impress the ladies is by building the most epic castle made entirely out of diamond blocks! Forget flowers and chocolates, nothing says love like a pixelated fortress of bling.

But beware, if you don’t join our server, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon will come to your house and steal all your socks. And we all know how annoying it is to have mismatched socks, so better safe than sorry!

Join us now and become part of our crazy community where we have weekly llama races and the winner gets a pet zombie pigman named Bob. Trust us, you’ll never get the girl you want if you’re not part of this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	4

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

GameScape

Welcome to this amasing server we are frendly and have great staff we are a pvp survival server with factions and raiding come join now!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

cubez-craft

It is a fairly new server with good plugins and a good voting system. pvm_hc is the owner. there is nice staff and donators are wanted. Pvm_hc is very nice and will even give out ranks to the best faction.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

JschierCraft

This server is hardcore PvP and raiding. Plus vote for cash

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
New Chunks Explored:	716185	Epic Battles Fought:	20

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Smile’s Network

One of quite old servers that’s been with Minecraft. We are running the server since 2009.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

EnixGaming | Classic Towny | mcMMO

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Towny

Join the old and growing Enix Network. At the moment, our server has two different gamemodes. Classic Towny & Minigames. We are still expanding and opening more servers very soon!

We are aiming to bring you the highest quality and most fun gameplay in the world!

Connect with your friends or make new ones, and take your place in our awesome community!

We hope to see you online!

IP: play.enixgaming.com Website: https://enixgaming.com

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Animals Bred:	17	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

RevCorpMC

Factions, Parkour, PvP

RevCorpMc RevCorpMc is a newly renovated server with experienced staff! We are a Factions based server with pvp, tnt, raiding and greifing enabled! Our server is small and growing fast! With a fresh new map come claim your land before anyone else! We kept one thing in mind when we created our server, keep it simple yet exciting! We have brought on just enough plugins to keep the game feeling unrestircted and fun with that faction/Raiding mindset. We have a well designed economy system to help you make money and buy materials to build and protect your hard earned diamonds! In the spirit of pvp we’ve added a few plugins that allow for fair play and rewards! We’ve added a few xray protection and cheat prevention plugins to ensure everyone plays fair. Check out the VIP packages at http://revcorp.enjin.com/donate

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	20
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Eternal Flames Captured:	4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

HostMaster’s Minecraft

Friendly Minecraft server with portals to various build locations. Hosted in Tustin, California.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Miner Apocalypse

Survival

• Tight knit, friendly community – Here at Miner Apocalypse we have an incredibly close community. Alliances crumble overnight and new enemies are made daily, as the server constantly produces new factions and new cities. You will come to learn how far a reputation can get you.

• Apocalyptic atmosphere – We have a local chat plugin that only allows players to communicate clearly within 100 blocks, beyond which the message becomes distorted and nameplates aren’t visible at long distances. To communicate over long distances, survivors must use radio towers. There are no edges to the world of Miner Apocalypse, and our custom world wrap plugin allows you to walk off one side of the map and onto the other.

• Dedicated Staff – We have a team of 19 incredibly dedicated staff members who ensure everyone plays fairly and has a good time. They only get involved when it’s necessary.

• Close to vanilla – So close you can almost taste it. Our plugins are minimalistic and tucked away out of view. We believe that you shouldn’t have to learn commands to play on our server.

• Griefing, raiding, and PvP are allowed – Anywhere on the map, that means there are no protected zones and of course, nowhere is safe. Arm yourself! There is little room for pushovers on Miner Apocalypse. Defend your possessions!

• Paid for by donations – Meaning that it is absolutely free, forever. Donating can earn you little perks such as unique in game flair and a reserved slot if you donate a certain amount. But we promise you don’t have to donate to have fun on the server.

• Run by the community, for the community – Have a good idea for the server? Post on the subreddit and gather support for your idea. The server is made for the community, so they make the decisions.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

Cops and Robbers

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP

Welcome to EverythingSurvival Factions, Creative, & More! From Custom Enchants to Custom Mobs, Raiding & KOTH… There’s endless ways to compete and have fun in the massive raids and competition. Feature additions include: – Custom Enchants – Custom Mobs – Custom Biomes – McMMO – KOTH – Player Bounties – Faction vs Faction Wars – Too many features to fully list, jump in and check out more features yourself! We also have: – Creative, Plots, and Cops & Robbers

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Pony Paradise

We Are Looking For People Who Know How To Manage Plugins / Perms / Buycraft.

Welcome to our server, Pony Paradise! IP: 37.59.192.195:25565 This here is a list of our rules, and how we run our server, everypony is expected to read this list. http://www.elements-of-harmony.enjin.com/

Rules: Everypony should respect one another, this is the most important rule of all! Do not cheat, steal or cause grief on anypony. If there are complaints we will try to sort it out. We have Anti-Xray, don’t even think about it. No building 1×1 towers or holes. No destroying anything in spawn, cities or anywhere else a pony has claimed as their own. Lastly, have fun!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

WoutWoot’s MC server

A nice bukkit server with everything you want! Nice staff, a lot of worlds, factions, creative, survival, minigames, plotworld, and later, even a RPG world! We have an economy to. Check out our website!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	480	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

VictusMC

Hey hello were a new born faction raiding and griefing server and we need alot of players so thats why we need you guys to join us. Join Now!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Dascompany

“This is the best server known to man!” -Shadow_claw122

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GTB Minecraft

GTB Minecraft is a RPG PVP server designed to give you the most interesting experience possible. We use a blended semi-modern theme to achieve the best RolePlay elements available. Players wil experience city life at its best, living next to others and engaging in real trade. No more right clicking on signs to buy items, you can walk down the block to your nearest corner store and purchase items from a real player. Best of all, aside from the roleplay, everything tends to just make sense. Our patented token system enables you to rank up without donating or sucking up to an admin, protect your own land, and even set your own warps. In general, GTB Minecraft is an amazing experience both inside the roleplay and out. So what are you waiting for? Come join us today!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

GodzGaming

– 3072MB of RAM – 60 Slots – 70+ plugins

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.