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Players:	100/300	Votes:	7367
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Endless Night Skies:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	4
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up the spawn too many times).

Picture this: last week, Alice accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying unicorns with laser eyes. And don’t even get us started on the time Bob built a roller coaster that went straight into the lava pit.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with crazy events like spontaneous dance parties in the Nether, llama races through the jungle, and even a secret underground disco club (shh, don’t tell the mods).

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a few explosions. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity!

Cataclysm

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	8404
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Towns Built:	9	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1

Welcome to our new Minecraft server, a world full of adventure and endless possibilities! On our server, you will find a friendly and welcoming community, ready to help you build, explore and thrive in this vast digital world.Our server is equipped with plugins to enhance your gaming experience, and our team of moderators is always available to ensure a safe and fun environment for everyone.So what are you waiting for? Join us today and start your amazing journey in Minecraft!

cataclismo.lat:4021

Amalthea

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	6082
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	29	Runes Activated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Votes:	9619
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Amalthea is a trading-focused Minecraft server with few rules. It is based on ideas from land claim servers, anarchy servers and civ servers but it doesn’t fall within any of these categories. The mechanics of the server aim to disincentivize PvP, and incentivize cooperation while also allowing for a lone-wolf playstyle for those that prefer it. Griefing is discouraged but completely allowed. With the exception of our land claims plugin, there are no other commands that you need to learn but there are quite a few unique mechanics as the server runs about 12 custom made plugins.=========== Server rules:* No cheating/hacking/exploiting/DoSing/DDoSing. * No doxing. * No botting. * No spamming or advertising unrelated to the server. * No bypassing the /ignore command. * No using claims to surround other players, their builds and/or their claims. * No real life threats.=============== Server mechanics:* Fully reworked PvP system. PvP skills are not really required to win a fight, the main determinant is how far each player is from their base. You could win a fight near your base without even clicking. * Land claims. (GriefPrevention) * Block breaking and crafting recipes have a chance to fail and you need to keep practicing to reduce it and be more efficient. The game is effectively more grindy than vanilla Minecraft, and materials will be more rare than in vanilla. * Trading chests for item exchanges. *In-game explanation of server mechanics and rules in the form of chat tips that you’ll periodically receive until you acknowledge them. * Mending gets consumed to reset the repair cost of items but may randomly cause one of the other enchantments on the item to lose one level. * Anti-lag system that freezes the AI of mobs, reduces spawn rates, culls big herds and breaks redstone machanisms to keep TPS high, without admin intervention. Our intention is to automatically moderate player bahaviour based on server TPS and not have to go around and tell players what they are allowed to do and what they are not. * Anti-cheat. (we own two of them and we’ll be testing which one is better) * Right click with empty hand to sit on stairs. * Shrines: curse your enemies and/or get blessings for yourself by offering materials. * See the distance between you and a treasure map. * Item duplication prevention. (IllegalStack)Server icon by Eucalyp: https://www.flaticon.com/authors/eucalyp

amalthea.civmall.icu

Nexus Minecraft

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Skyblock

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	9858
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13

[1.9 – 1.20.2] Nexus Minecraft | Connecting PlayersAre you looking for a server that provides multiple different gamemodes for your Minecraft needs? Well look no further! Nexus Minecraft is one of the best servers that offers feature packed gamemodes tailored to the player’s play style! Looking for Factions? Economy? Raiding? MiniGames? etc, we have all those in store! Let’s get straight to the point shall we?Nexus Minecraft offers an array of gamemodes tailored for different crowds such as:PvE Survival Server – PvP Factions Server – Skyblock Server – Creative Server – Games Server – Adventure ServerWhat are you waiting for? Join us today and get yourself a FREE rank and starter kit! Server IP : play.nexusminecraft.net Website : www.nexusminecraft.net Discord : https://discord.gg/cDAsvuG Facebook : https://www.facebook.com/NexusMinecraftServer/ Instagram : https://www.instagram.com/nexusminecraft/

202.186.0.214

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9808
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	55
Underground Cities Explored:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Holy Grails Found:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

beneberak.net

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	2667
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Mines Excavated:	3363
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

inf.craftersland.net

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8532
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	19
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8
New Chunks Explored:	894412	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Enchantments Applied:	261	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

mc.rencorner.co

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	1522
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Enchantments Applied:	277	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Craftland.org

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Falling into the Void:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	22
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Votes:	2781
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Emeralds Found:	2299
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

clownercraft.net

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	6327
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Void Armor Forged:	17	Magic Wands Crafted:	14
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Love Letters Sent:	10	Glorious Feasts Held:	11

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

play.junglesmp.net

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	529
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	44	Magical Moments Shared:	29
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

play.penianw.com

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	3493
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	3
Votes:	713	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Invisible Pathways Walked:	5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	517

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

org.roguemc.org

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7404
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	15	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	8
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	46

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

jogar.crossworlds.com.br

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/200	Votes:	5926
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Zombie Dances:	10
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	32
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38
Shadow Realms Conquered:	0	Emeralds Found:	3057
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

mc.seg.br

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/500	Votes:	6799
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	12
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Zombie Dances:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

play.cloudsmp.fun:25583

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/400	Votes:	9801
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	76	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Love Letters Sent:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	70
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

nornia.net