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Players: | 107/600 | Votes: | 104 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Epic Shields Constructed: | 36 | Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 1 |
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 2 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 | Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: | 4 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 | Potions Brewed: | 192 |
Twisted Realms Survived: | 2 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 5 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 4 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
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