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Players: | 104/100 | Votes: | 4462 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Animals Bred: | 54 | Void Armor Forged: | 16 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 13 |
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 2 |
Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 | Holy Grails Found: | 3 |
Treasure Maps Found: | 14 | Runes Activated: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 1914 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
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