The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	63
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Rainbows Spotted:	9	World-Altering Spells Cast:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Stonecrest

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Does anyone miss Towny? I do, I miss the good old towny but I have also always felt like towny could be so much more. For too long now I have had this idea I have not yet pursued for a Minecraft server where one player could be King or Queen of the entire server. I have always wondered how this would work. How could we make a server where players create the role-play themselves and allow them to climb the levers of power, who doesn’t love UNLIMiITEeD PoOWErRR? However, we want to make sure it is still Minecraft and for those who don’t want their bases ruined or be in the middle of PvP, we also want to cater to them. IP: Stonecrest.xyz Whitelist: No Dynmap: Yes Difficulty: Hard PvP: Toggleable (across the entire server unless opted in a war event) Economy: 1 Diamond = $1 World Size: 20k Version: 1.19 – 1.20.5

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	9301
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

AFCRAFT

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

Welcome to AFCRAFT, where the possibilities are endless!Our server offers both a survival world and a minigames lobby, so you can choose to embark on a solo adventure or join forces with friends and compete in various games. Our survival world is an immersive experience – Our dedicated community has built some extraordinary things! On the other hand, our minigames lobby has a plethora of high-quality minigames to choose from, including Bedwars, Spleef, Hunger Games, Quake, Party Games, and so many more! With something for everyone, we guarantee you won’t get bored!But it’s not just the gameplay that sets us apart. Our community is incredibly tight-knit, and we pride ourselves on creating a friendly and welcoming atmosphere. Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, you’ll find that our players are always willing to lend a helping hand. You’ll feel right at home in our community, and who knows, you might even make some lifelong friends!In addition to our regular gameplay, we also have weekly community events that are always a blast. From build competitions to scavenger hunts, there’s always something fun going on. These events are a great way to get involved with the community, meet new players, and even win some awesome prizes.So what are you waiting for? Come join us on AFCRAFT where over 3,000 unique players have joined!WEBSITE: AFCRAFT.NET

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	362

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

VisualPvP

PvP

VisualPvP is home to the most adrenaline-pumping, competitive Network on the block, and we cherish our vibrant and welcoming community. Your voice matters, and this is where you can make a difference. [1.8 – 1.20]

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Emeralds Found:	6733
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

MegaMC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Hello! There MegaMC Is a new Public Lifesteal SMP Launched By Me and My Team So You Can Join And Check If You Want To Play You Can And Join Discord For Giveaways Ranks , Crate Keys , and much more Join Now!!!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	36	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

KryptonPVP

Creative, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

KriptonPVP is a Minecraft Network where quality will be present from the first moment you connect to the server. Together with the entire staff we try to solve all the problems that arise in the shortest possible time, in addition to adding improvements to the Network so that the gaming experience is better every day. We are also characterized by having a friendly and close staff with users. Every month we invest the money from donations in having servers without lag, being open 24/7, in our own plugins, anti-DDoS protection, anti-Hacks and backups.As you can see, we have all put a lot of effort into making the server the way it is now, so I hope you want to join us on this adventure that we are sure you will have fun with.

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Buildings Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Shadow Kingdom

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

Shadow Kingdom is a unique network of many servers dedicated to providing you the best Minecraft experience. Whether you’re a build-savvy architect, competitive PvP warrior, or just looking for a place to meet a tight-knit community of friendly individuals, Shadow Kingdom Network is the place for you! Our network is divided between only 2 main servers: Creative and Towny; both of which are much different from each other. Only operating 2 main game modes allows our team to pay special attention to the small details, and also allows for constant updates, bug fixes, and support. Shadow Kingdom has been running for many years, and our servers are established and jam-packed with many features! We work hard to ensure that every player has a voice. If you have any suggestions or questions, please don’t hesitate to contact us on our forums! https://shadowkingdom.org/We hope to see you in-game soon!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Falling into the Void:	0	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RLCraft Merciless Sufferings

Economy, Factions, PvE, Survival

RLCraft is back with Version 2.9– No KeepInventory – Exploration Maps that change every 2 weeks – Player Shops -Job System – Factions Create Alliances or declare War on your Enemies. Take over their Territory to steal their Base!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	104/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	28

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SuperCraft

Economy, Parkour, PvP, Survival

This is a very friendly server and everyone is welcome here. This server is compatible with Java and cracked players, No toxicity is Tolerated, We are trying to make SuperCraft the best Indian Minecraft server.– Survival Game-Modes coming soon!: – Parkour – SkyBlock – BedWars – ThePit – SkyWars – More to come!Connect with us, join the discord server at https://discord.supercraft.in/

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Omnipotent Charms Created:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Love Letters Sent:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	25

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

AcentraMC

Bedwars, Cross-Play, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	13	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Dragons Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Arcaneva Geopolitical

Earth, Factions, PvP, Roleplay

Arcaneva is a Minecraft 1.19.4 Java and Bedrock server where you can lead or support a nation on EARTH on a Full Scale! What’s stopping you from having a good time?!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Found:	5808	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

SkyBlade

Bedwars, Creative, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

We’re a Minecraft Bedrock and Java cross-play server with a large variety of fun minigames to play! Our goal is to bring the best experience to players, which is why we really want to hear your feedback for us to improve! Join us on Discord and follow us on Twitter and Instagram (@SkyBladeNetwork) to stay up-to-date!To summarise, here’s a LARGE list of things that we offer: – SkyWars, BedWars, The Bridge, TNT Run, TurfWars, Colour Shuffle (Block Party Equivalent), Spleef, Drop, ZAP (Splegg Equivalent), One in the Chamber, Punch (Sumo Equivalent), 1v1 Duels, Free-Build Creative, Parkour, SkyBlock + so much more!So, what are you waiting for? Grab some friends and get playin’! We can’t wait to see you online! 🙂

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	28	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Void Armor Forged:	23	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Storyfortune

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Storyfortune is a brand new survival experience based on the latest versions of Minecraft: Java Edition, with a focus on bringing players together unlike ever before while providing a top player experience! Our server is a grief-free and safe area where anyone and everyone can come and play with others. We strive to provide a unique and engaging experience while maintaining the core survival gameplay.We have player warps and shops, land claiming, marriage, an auction house and so much more! What are you waiting for?**IP: find.storyfortune.net** **Version: 1.20.2**Our rules can be found at: https://storyfortune.net/rules Our Discord server: https://storyfortune.net/discord

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	64
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

ObiWorld

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Family-friendly survival server. Java and Bedrock Crossplay!! Includes claims, homes, and teleport. Loads of minigames: bedwars, duels, paintball, parkour, hunger games and more! Active staff. Unlock abilities and earn ranks by just playing. Test your skills in our custom arenas and boss battles! Try out our custom enchantments, magic wands, and advancements. Java IP: play.obiworldmc.com Bedrock IP: play.obiworldmc.com Port: 47973

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Enchantments Applied:	81

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

LifeStealMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19	Crops Grown:	7978
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Ores Mined:	7886	Mineshafts Explored:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Simply Vanilla Anarchy

Anarchy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

We have been online since 2019 with a strong discord community and 10-30 active players. No hacking/duping allowed. Vanilla world-borders and Nether-roof is accessible.Want to experience anarchy without everyone hacking or long queues or low tps? Join Simply Vanilla! The server prides itself with having only very few plugins installed to keep things as Vanilla and Anarchy as possible. The server has never been reset and never will be, the current 6 TB map size speaks for itself.We are hosted in EU giving all players in Europe an excellent ping while still being reasonably good for North American players.Join Today!

Updated September 26, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	113
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	14
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!