The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	861	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	9125	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Crops Grown:	8069
Magic Crystals Found:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	7	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	171

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	18
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	22	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Divine Spears Created:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Falling into the Void:	0	Love Letters Sent:	2
Towns Built:	7	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	7	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Secret Passages Found:	7	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50	Meteorites Collected:	2
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Farms Harvested:	281	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Villages Defended:	18	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	46

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Villages Defended:	17
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Quests Completed:	9

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	3	Divine Spears Created:	20
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Enchantments Applied:	270	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	7	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Potions Brewed:	121
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Items Found:	1156	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	20	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	26
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.