The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22	Mythical Swords Crafted:	92
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	18
Mythical Swords Crafted:	52	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	9
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Divine Spears Created:	16
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	15
Mines Excavated:	1099	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Love Letters Sent:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	71	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7	Legendary Heroes Trained:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	22

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	429
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Fairy Circles Danced In:	10	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Divine Scrolls Written:	8
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Animals Bred:	150	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Void Armor Forged:	24	Orbs of Power Found:	5
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	50
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Buildings Constructed:	16

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Falling into the Void:	2
Enchantments Applied:	249	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	30	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Divine Spears Created:	25
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8	Farms Harvested:	551
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Magic Items Found:	1309
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Emeralds Found:	3152

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	4648

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Crops Grown:	2042	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	16
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	13
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7298
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.