The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Falling into the Void:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Farms Harvested:	193	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Alien Abductions:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	4
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Secret Passages Found:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Magical Familiars Summoned:	5	Dragons Tamed:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Void Armor Forged:	26
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	45
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ores Mined:	5321	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	6110
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Immortal Anvils Forged:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Titanic Battles Fought:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Dimension Hops:	10	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	471	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	9	Curse of Binding Applied:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Star Shards Collected:	188	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Crops Grown:	3104
Dragon Eggs Found:	7633	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	11	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Ether Blades Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	10	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4
Chimeras Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Mines Excavated:	4551
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	28	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	45
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	9816

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Buildings Constructed:	28
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	18	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Titanic Battles Fought:	23
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Runes Activated:	8

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.