The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9304
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Lands Purified:	6	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	19	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	8

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Villages Defended:	19	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Chimeras Created:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	11	Potions Brewed:	134
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Villages Defended:	10
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	141

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	9	Astral Projections Made:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Animals Bred:	119
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Chests Opened:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Crops Grown:	7123
Magic Items Found:	6114	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Phantom Rings Equipped:	24
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	18	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	8027

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Buildings Constructed:	27	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Emeralds Found:	7434
Shadow Figures Spotted:	6	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Phantom Rings Equipped:	16
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.