The Filthy Zoomers Seethe SMP: Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the zoomers run wild and ruin all the fun? Well, look no further because our server is guaranteed to make those filthy zoomers seethe so hard, they’ll be begging for mercy!

Join us for epic battles, insane builds, and a community that will have you laughing so hard, you’ll forget about all those pesky creepers trying to blow you up. Our server is so lit, even Herobrine himself is scared to log on!

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show those zoomers who’s boss in the craziest Minecraft SMP you’ve ever seen. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and your diamond sword, because things are about to get wild!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Rune Stones Activated:	9
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	10
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Astral Club

KitPvP, LifeSteal, Parkour, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

About Us: We are all about creating a space where gamers and creators can unite, share their passions, exchange tips, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a casual player or a hardcore enthusiast, there’s a place for you here. Our community thrives on positivity, respect, and a shared love for all things gaming

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	24	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

DownRiver Vanilla Smp

PvE, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome to DownRiver! We’re a new, friendly, adult-oriented vanilla server. The server has reset just in time for the new 1.20 Trails and Tales update and we’re looking for more friends to join us. We offer all that you’ve come to know and love about vanilla Minecraft with some quality of life additions like fast leaf decay, player heads, Discord integration, and more! Whether you want to sell your wares in the shopping district or live in the middle of nowhere like a hermit, DownRiver is your new home and we’re happy to have you join us!Server Name: DownRiver Discord: https://discord.gg/hbyj4q89K3 Twitter: https://twitter.com/DownriverMCSMP

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Emeralds Found:	6546
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	75	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Helixia

Economy, Factions, Survival

Join helixia.mine.fun a Faction Farm2Win PvP serverJoin us from 1.8 to 1.20.Server Features:Ranking of the best Farm/PvP factions +3 Artifact Interest system gain of 0.5% of the amount invested every 15 minutes! Duel Arena Bonus on PlayersINFO IP : helixia.mine.fun

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

BlubbCity

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival, Towny

A Swedish minecraft server with a bungeecord network with several servers with different game modes. The server is for all ages.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	37
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Hunter MC

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal

Thrill. Danger. PvP. Hunter MC isn’t your average Minecraft server. It’s a heart-pounding lifesteal adventure where every encounter counts. Here, death isn’t just a setback, it’s a potential loss of your very life force.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9957	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

TheGroveMC

Cross-Play, Survival

TheGroveMC is an 18+ SMP with a focus on community. We’re inclusive of all and have strict rules when it comes to spreading hate.Our SMP utilizes custom plugins and items to create a unique feeling experience while still being accessible to all players.We have land claim, player shops, and a friendly community! Each vote will earn you random in-game rewards!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	3515	Zombie Dances:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Animals Bred:	167
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Chaos Hub

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	11	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	395	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Emeralds Found:	339

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

SolarGN

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Vanilla

SolarGN is a custom java based generator server which provides our players with the smoothest generator experience whilst also offering some of the best events and custom features to keep everyone entertained by learning to use all our features and systems to become the #1 player.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	6	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

RoyalCraft – Romania

Creative, Economy, Parkour, Survival

MC.ROYALCRAFT.ROServer at the beginning of the road, BETA version!Parkour; Rewards; VoteSystem; Auctions; Shop; ChestShop; Crates; eGlows; Heads; SilkSpawners; Backpacks; MobsMoney; PlaytimeSalary; RandomTP; Protections; Tempfly; Much More

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	181
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

The Cube

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to The Cube, the Minecraft server where you can turn your gaming passion into real-world rewards! Our server offers an exciting Proof of Play system that allows you to earn money while playing Minecraft.The Cube’s Survival gamemode is the ultimate survival experience, where you can unleash your creativity and explore our fully custom generated wilderness. Our semi-hostile environment presents a challenge for you to build and accomplish new feats, and our various additions to the regular Survival gamemode, such as an in-game economy, jobs, quests, and more, will keep you engaged and entertained.With our Proof of Play system, you’ll earn rewards for playing on our server that will be sent to your crypto wallet. You can use these rewards to purchase in-game items, trade them with other players, or withdraw them to your real-life cryptocurrency wallet .Our Proof of Play system is designed to reward you for all kinds of in-game activities. From fishing to defeating hostile mobs and participating in quests or jobs, there are many ways to earn rewards on our server. The more time you spend playing, the more rewards you can earn.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Dragons Tamed:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	17
Ores Mined:	6745	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Realm of Aureus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to the Realm of Aureus, Traveler!Looking for an adventure? A unique server not quite like all the others? Look no further. A mix of RuneScape, Terraria, classic Minecraft, AdventureCraft, World of Warcraft, and with inspiration from both WynnCraft and Hypixel Skyblock, our community focuses on extending the vanilla experience as far as possible while still retaining the feeling of simple, basic gameplay. With over 400+ new items, armors, enchantments, tools, and NPC’s to explore and experiment with, as well as a vault full of planned content already designed, you will always have something to do, a goal to work towards, and a community to bring it all together.Rest assured; when you join the Realm of Aureus, it will be simple. Unlike other servers of similar design, we focus on making the game as understandable as possible for the average player. No excessive leveling system, no items with lore and information that extends off the screen, no need to read a manual to figure out what keybinds to use. We only use recognizable formats for items, a straightforward level progression system, and enchantments that feel natural, as if they belong in the base game. All expansions use assets already in the game, so don’t worry; If you are familiar with vanilla, you will be able to start off strong. When you join, you will start with nothing. How you progress is entirely up to you: we won’t hold your hand any more than you want us to.We are not a Pay-to-Win server, and we never will be. We have a secure line of funding to ensure only the best hosting, software, and code is utilized for the best possible player experience. Our success is determined by how the community responds to the quality and quantity of our updates. We also firmly believe that the integrity of the in-game economy is of the utmost importance, and will do our best to ensure free and fair gameplay among all members. Hacking and exploiting the network will get you banned, no questions asked. Other rules are posted in our Discord ( discord.aureusmc.net ), where our community resides outside of the network.So, now you know a little about us and our game philosophy. Why don’t you come give us a chance to know you? Join us at play.aureusmc.net !

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	6
Fairy Circles Danced In:	9	Alien Abductions:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	363
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

OrionCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Island Clash

Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

Inspired by Clash of Clans and Age of Empires, this is a completely custom Minecraft server!Check it out; you will not find another server out like it, and we mean that.Features: – Completely custom, new gamemode! – Join or create an island with different buildings – Attack enemy islands, ruin their buildings and steal their loot – Fight against the whole server in awesome PvP events

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gods Slained:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	10
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

AnselMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

AnselMC | This is an exclusive Indonesian Minecraft server, with a friendly and friendly community, providing opportunities for you to find your friends/besties to play the game you love, namely Minecraft.Don’t forget to join our official discord too!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Secret Passages Found:	6
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	4
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Mineshafts Explored:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BoppleMC

Mini Games

A minecraft server called boppleMC that has loads of games, 24/7 updates, crazy textures, a support team, and loads of mini-game crap. Come in now!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	29	Evil Lairs Raided:	6
Enchantments Applied:	221	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.