The Fake SMP: Mostly Vanilla, Kinda Friendly, Slightly Stable, with Slowish Anti-Cheat, and a Few Claims

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Server Name	The Real SMP
Features	Stable and secure atmosphere, Player Shops, Spawn Protection, Giveaways
Discord Server	Join our Discord
IP Address	mc.therealsmp.com
Website	Visit our website

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: What version of Minecraft does the server run on?

A: The Real SMP runs on the latest version of Minecraft.

Q: Is griefing allowed on the server?

A: Griefing is strictly prohibited on our server. We have strict rules against griefing and use anti-cheat systems to ensure a fair and enjoyable gaming experience for all players.

Q: How can I set up a player shop on the server?

A: To set up a player shop, you can create a shop and sell items to other players. Design your shop how you want it to be and start trading with other players.

Q: Can I build in the spawn area?

A: Spawn is protected to provide a welcoming environment for all players. If you want to build in the spawn area, you can apply for spawn permissions.

Q: How often do you host giveaways on the server?

A: We host regular giveaways as a way to give back to our community. Play with friends and enter giveaways to win exciting prizes.

Q: How can I join The Real SMP community?

A: You can join our server by using the IP address “mc.therealsmp.com” in your Minecraft client. Join our Discord server for more updates and interactions with other players.

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