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Players: | 100/700 | Votes: | 6186 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 5 |
Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 2 | Towns Built: | 5 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 4145 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 |
Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 5 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 2 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 5 | Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 4 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 3 | Unseen Monsters Slain: | 6 |
Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden carrot, and a secret underground club where the only currency is emeralds and dance moves. The director’s fetish for craziness knows no bounds, so be prepared for anything and everything to happen.
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco party, you’ll gain access to exclusive loot and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.
So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the director’s poorly disguised fetish for yourself!