> The Director’s Poorly Disguised Minecraft SMP

> The Director’s Poorly Disguised Minecraft SMP

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the director’s poorly disguised fetish is to create the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experience you’ve ever had!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden carrot, and a secret underground club where the only currency is emeralds and dance moves. The director’s fetish for craziness knows no bounds, so be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco party, you’ll gain access to exclusive loot and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the director’s poorly disguised fetish for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested: 461 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Runes Activated: 8 Cursed Scrolls Read: 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 1
Falling into the Void: 0 Void Armor Forged: 14
Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Reds Resort

    Reds Resort

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 6 Void Armor Forged: 28
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 3
    Endless Mazes Solved: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 2
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 57 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • Piglin

    Piglin

    Non pay2win. Anti-grief. Semi-vanilla survival. Latest version (1.20)! See our website to read our rules and learn more about our server.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Emeralds Found: 7948
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Glorious Feasts Held: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 21 Cursed Taverns Survived: 2

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    SkyFactory 4 by CraftersLand

    ░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sf4.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Mythical Quests Completed: 44
    Farms Harvested: 559 Void Gems Collected: 40
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 10 Pirate Ships Captured: 0
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Potions Brewed: 84
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Pixelmon Horizon

    Pixelmon Horizon

    Dive into the world of Pokémon like never before on Pixelmon Horizon, an Australian-based server that offers an immersive and captivating Pixelmon experience.– Hand-Built Custom Towns and Cities – Pokemon Kits and Exciting Crates – Ranks-Up and Perks – A Great Community Awaits – Cosmetics/ Exclusive pokemon texturesJoin our thriving community of Pokémon enthusiasts. Interact with fellow trainers, make new friends, and partake in events and activities that will keep you engaged and entertained. Our dedicated and friendly staff are always there to assist you on your journey.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 8 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Haunted Forests Traversed: 5
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 10 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 31 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

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  • TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    TheNodeMC Pixelmon

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 109 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Buildings Constructed: 34
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Spectral Entities Defeated: 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • MC Ages

    MC Ages

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2 Alien Abductions: 5
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 9 Mystic Runes Engraved: 1
    Wyrmholes Dug: 4 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 12
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Mythical Relics Collected: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • SourPvP

    SourPvP

    SourPvP is back!!! Join us today and lets make history…Enjoy in Survival and Factions with welcoming community

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9764 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 40 Mines Excavated: 4560
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Mystic Runes Engraved: 6
    Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 1 Chimeras Created: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Vanishing Items Found: 7

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • BlocksMC

    BlocksMC

    BlocksMc is a Minecraft server that offers a variety of gamemodes, including PVP, SkyPvP, RedstonePVP, Creative, SurvivalGames, BedWars, SkyWars, EggWars, WoolWars, LuckyBlockWars, SkyGiants, MurderMystery, HideAndSeek, TntTag, 1VS1, TheBridge, PartyPvP, UHCRun, BuildBattle, BlockParty, Gravity, SuperJump, Splegg, QuakeCraft, and more. Our server runs 24/7 and supports Minecraft versions from 1.8 to 1.20, allowing you to play at any time. Join us today and enjoy the unique gameplay experience that BlocksMc has to offer!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 3 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Eclipse Rings Activated: 3
    Celestial Dragons Tamed: 3 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 5 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10 Love Letters Sent: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • HyshSMP

    HyshSMP

    HyshSMP is a minecraft server focused on pvp. Our only gamemode for now is lifesteal which is a competitive gamemode where you kill players to gain hearts. Although when you die you lose a heart, after losing all hearts you get banned for 24 hours and after 24 hours you get revived. Griefing and raiding is also allowed so be careful when building a base!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Haunted Mines Explored: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 2
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Magic Items Found: 1187
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 11
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 5 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

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  • ComuGamers

    ComuGamers

    Welcome to ComuGamers Network! We are a Minecraft server created by and for the community, we host endless fun with many varied mini-games.What are you waiting for to join?

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 3
    Mines Excavated: 2762 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 7
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11 Love Letters Sent: 18

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • PirateCraft

    PirateCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 13 Dragons Tamed: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12 Astral Orbs Gathered: 8
    Void Armor Forged: 23 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • DynastyMC Cobblemon

    DynastyMC Cobblemon

    Welcome to DynastyMC on Fabric 1.20.1, where three distinct realities await you in the expansive world of Cobblemon! Immerse yourself in a unique experience with:– Three Realities: Explore different worlds, each with its own set of challenges and surprises. – Mons Riding: Take your adventure to new heights by riding your Mons across the landscapes. – Player-Gyms: Test your skills and earn prestige by conquering challenging Gyms. – Daycare: Nurture and strengthen your Mons while you embark on thrilling quest – Ranked Battles: Rise through the ranks and prove yourself as the ultimate Pokémon trainer. – Cooking: Master the culinary arts with unique recipes to enhance your gameplay! – Global Trade System (GTS): Trade and expand your Pokémon collection with trainers from around the world.DynastyMC is not just a server; it’s a fusion of innovation and classic Pokémon excitement. Join our passionate community and embark on a limitless Pokémon journey. Whether you’re an experienced trainer or just starting, DynastyMC welcomes you to a world where adventure knows no bounds. Your Pokémon journey begins here! Discord Link: http://discord.gg/dynastymc

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 98/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Backwards Speech Heard: 6
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 30 Magic Wands Crafted: 9
    Enchantments Applied: 187 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 16 Phantom Knights Defeated: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • MuCraft

    MuCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 107/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 462
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 3 Phantom Ships Sailed: 3
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 3
    Cursed Scrolls Read: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2
    Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Theatria

    Theatria

    Welcome to Theatria, the Minecraft server that offers an unforgettable gaming experience! With an established and friendly community, Theatria is the perfect place to make new friends and explore the world of Minecraft. Our server has been running for years, so you can trust that we’re here to stay! We offer custom items and enchants, and our own economy, so you can make your own mark on the world. We also have no map resets, so your progress is safe from start to finish. Join us now, and become part of the Theatria family!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 6 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 2
    Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 11 Dragonkin Hatched: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 20 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 7

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • SurvivalMP

    SurvivalMP

    Welcome to SurvivalMP! Were simply a Vanilla/Survival server with a friendly community of players. [Rules]

    No modded/hacked clients of any kind. No dupes or exploits. No spamming, advertising or disruptive behavior in chat. All Raiding and PvP is allowed!! Make sure to build far!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 96/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 4 Epic Mounts Acquired: 2
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 6 Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3
    Infinity Stones Found: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Demon Skulls Collected: 47

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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