> The Director’s Poorly Disguised Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because on our server, the director’s poorly disguised fetish is to create the most chaotic and hilarious gameplay experience you’ve ever had!

Join us for epic battles with giant chickens, quests to find the mythical golden carrot, and a secret underground club where the only currency is emeralds and dance moves. The director’s fetish for craziness knows no bounds, so be prepared for anything and everything to happen.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that if you can find the hidden portal to the Nether disco party, you’ll gain access to exclusive loot and power-ups that will make you the envy of all your fellow players.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP and experience the director’s poorly disguised fetish for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	12	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Magic Wands Crafted:	17	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11
Dragon Scales Harvested:	154	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CrankHouse Semi-Anarchy Survival

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

CrankHouse is a Semi-Anarchy Survival SMP and our primary goal revolves around making sure mob rates, caps, and behaviors are as vanilla as possible while also ensuring a stable play environment for client and non-client alike.Server is currently running on versions from 1.17 to 1.20To ensure STABILITY we have spared no expense on the most current and top-of-the-line hardware we could get our hands-on.Although here on CrankHouse we do openly allow the usage of “modded/hacked” clients, there is a limit. This limit it here so you can use the mods/clients without being able to abuse people with what we’d consider as frowned upon hack/modules (offhand bans, chunk bans, etc) In response to these you’ll be kicked automatically and repeatedly until module in question is no longer activated (safe server)https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXbSZ13cfNghttps://crankhouse.net/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Buildings Constructed:	44	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

AphelionMC

Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

AphelionMC is a Minecraft SMP Network server focused on high-quality game content. bedrock and java compatible, custom plugins + scripts, dungeon bosses, balanced economy and much more!! join us today and be part of our amazing community!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	49	Dark Rituals Completed:	9
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Gods Realm Romania

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Hello, this community has recently opened and we are working on it every day to make it as good as possible and to offer you a unique experience with us. The community was opened especially for a Minecraft server, but in time we will expand to more games requested by all of you!Forum: https://gods-realm.ro/forum/ Store: https://gods-realm.ro/store/ Server IP: [b]Play.Gods-Realm.Ro[/b]

Discord: https://gods-realm.ro/discord/

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Star Shards Collected:	201	Buildings Constructed:	22
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Void Armor Forged:	25
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	5247	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	390

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Valatic

Earth, OneBlock, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

A remarkable server experience featuring trending game-modes such as Earth SMP, Oneblock, and much more. We pride ourselves on ensuring our players are well taken care of and our community is a non-toxic friendly place. Valatic game-modes are loaded with unique features as well as a lag free experience for all users. Join Valatic today for a one of a kind experience.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Villages Defended:	9
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	29
Divine Scrolls Written:	24	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Oasis Network

Economy, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival, Towny

Oasis Network (Formerly Demon Slayer Corps)Welcome to the worlds first demon slayer server! We offer quests, land claiming, economy, custom abilities, and more!We just added in Pixelmon! Its a player voted favorite and we think you would love it too! come join!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	33	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Holy Grails Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Servvival Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Servvival Network aims to create an enhanced Minecraft experience centered around the players. Our goal is to give a smooth experience to the players so they can unleash their creativity! We want to establish a fun and friendly community where everyone feels welcomed. Every player has a voice on the server that we value; express your opinion and ideas about the server. Many additions have been made to the server after the feedback we received. Your opinion matters! The server is free to play, and we disapprove of pay-to-win mechanics and perks; everyone should be able to play fairly.Server IP: play.servvival.net Discord: https://discord.servvival.net

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	5107	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7
Emeralds Found:	6467	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

RomanMC

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Wafflez Snapshot Server

Survival, Vanilla

WafflezMC is a network with two currently attached servers, Wafflez and isle96. Wafflez is a server that dates back to 2012 and is a economy/community based survival server where you can vote for free rank upgrades, earn cash, and earn more claim blocks. Wafflez has a large selection of possible ranks to purchase, some of which are even purchasable with in-game money. You can battle people in the arena or climb to the top of balancetop. Become a part of the very community oriented server now! isle96 is a more hardcore survival based server where griefing is allowed and pvp is enabled in the wild. It was one of the goals to make it feel free and open to all so even at a base rank you unlock lots of cool perks you can check out in the /ranks menu. All ranks are purchasable with in-game money on isle96!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Chimeras Created:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Alien Abductions:	1	New Chunks Explored:	820141
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SoloLegends

Economy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to SoloLegends.You will find a warm gaming environment, come and play… We would like you to participate in our community.IP: sololegends.net Store: https://store.sololegends.net (70% off sale + 10% “Patrox” Code) Discord: https://invite.gg/Sololegends

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	36
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Arcadia Minecraft

Creative, PvP, Survival

Arcadia Minecraft is back! After a five-year hiatus, the best survival Minecraft server is back and going to be bigger than ever! Join now! mc.arcadiaminecraft.com

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
New Chunks Explored:	533407	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Emeralds Found:	1938
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Bananarine

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

The best server you’ve ever seen (probably not) with many unique minigames (some are still WIP) and attractions, including our main attraction: Wild Adventures!oh and also brought back from the grave and restructured.Follow us on Twitter for server updates @TheBananarine

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Shields Constructed:	12	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

OldFacs Anarchy Factions

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Vanilla

Welcome to OldFacs, a unique and exciting Minecraft server that combines the nostalgia of classic Factions gameplay with the freedom and anarchy of modern servers. Join us in our big and expansive world, where you can build and hide your bases to your heart’s content.On OldFacs, there are no rules or restrictions. You have complete creative freedom to do as you please. And unlike other faction servers, our world is big enough for you to truly make it your own. Plus, with no resets, you can build and grow your faction without the fear of losing it all.We’ve also added additional plugins like mcMMO, Auctions, Essentials, and more to enhance your gameplay experience. So whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a new player, there’s always something new to discover on OldFacs.But be warned, OldFacs is not for the faint of heart. With its anarchic nature comes a certain level of toxicity, so don’t expect overwhelming friendliness and hugs. What you can expect, however, is total freedom to play the way you want to play. So join us on OldFacs, and experience Minecraft like never before.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Endless Night Skies:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5	Eerie Music Discs Played:	5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Minevictus

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Our server is running the latest 1.19 update with the new blocks and everything else. Were not using any form if protocol hack and were fully semi-vanilla. Minevictus is trying to bring back the old way Minecraft is supposed to be played. However, in a more modernised version.Within our server you will not find any add-ons which change gameplay. In this case we offer a stable community, polished Minecraft semi-vanilla gameplay and building tools to unleash your creativity such as the ability to draw on maps to create art and other gimmicks.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Corbacraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	0
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Dragon Scales Harvested:	373	Holy Grails Found:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

House of Slap

Anarchy, Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Very close to the default experience, not a massive amount of plugin bloat! Semi anarchy, no hacking or cheating, but you can raid, steal, lie, betray, and PVP to your heart’s content. Survival on hard difficulty. Economy where you can compete to be the richest or just make enough money to fund your projects! Good luck and have fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Emeralds Found:	9436	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.