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Players: | 102/400 | Votes: | 3376 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Mineshafts Explored: | 4 |
Unicorn Sightings: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 5 |
Crops Grown: | 6392 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
Dimension Hops: | 4 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 1 |
Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 15 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!