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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 5468 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 397 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 34 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 8 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 |
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 | Gryphons Tamed: | 4 |
Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
Dragon Scales Harvested: | 148 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!