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Players: | 103/400 | Votes: | 648 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 15 |
Celestial Events Witnessed: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Magical Ponies Rescued: | 2 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 6 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 2 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 3 | Emeralds Found: | 1765 |
Mythical Creatures Tamed: | 2 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 0 |
Buildings Constructed: | 18 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!