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Players: | 98/200 | Votes: | 5223 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Magic Wands Crafted: | 21 | Mythical Quests Completed: | 34 |
Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 3 |
Endless Night Skies: | 5 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 484 |
Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 3 | Farms Harvested: | 330 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 74 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 3 |
Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 4 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 10 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 3 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!