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Players: | 90/800 | Votes: | 5726 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 1 |
Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 13 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Ores Mined: | 9792 | Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 5 | Royal Courts Attended: | 5 |
Chimeras Created: | 4 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 1 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Vanishing Items Found: | 2 |
Cursed Swords Broken: | 2 | Cozy Campfires Lit: | 22 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!