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Players: | 99/800 | Votes: | 6803 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Soul Contracts Signed: | 5 | Parallel Universes Unraveled: | 1 |
Mineshafts Explored: | 5 | Treasure Maps Found: | 1 |
Glitched Entities Encountered: | 2 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 8873 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 |
Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 12 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!