🔥🔥🔥
Players: | 94/700 | Votes: | 715 |
Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 188 | Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 1 |
Phantom Knights Defeated: | 9 | Underground Cities Explored: | 1 |
Magical Moments Shared: | 27 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 |
Curse of Binding Applied: | 4 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 8817 |
Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Towns Built: | 8 |
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 91 |
Celestial Beings Befriended: | 1 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 10 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!