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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 1439 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 18 |
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 3 | Living Statues Befriended: | 2 |
Volcanoes Explored: | 3 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 1 |
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 81 | Epic Quests Completed: | 29 |
Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 | Divine Spears Created: | 14 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 23 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 | Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:
– Our PvP battles are so intense, they make the Undertaker vs. Mankind Hell in a Cell match look like a pillow fight. – Our community events are so wild, they once had a group of players reenact the entire plot of Mean Girls using only sheep and TNT. – Our economy system is so messed up, we once had a player become a millionaire by selling nothing but dirt blocks.
So come join us and embrace the chaos of the shitters of AEW’s women’s division Minecraft SMP – where every block you break could lead to a hilarious disaster!