The Derpy Potato Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine every Friday night. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while sipping on potions of invisibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers… they’ve got some killer moves. (ツ)_/7

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Star Shards Collected:	119
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Ores Mined:	7663
Magical Ponies Rescued:	6	Cursed Scrolls Read:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	4643
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	20	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Phantom Blocks Placed:	9
Dragon Eggs Found:	1107	Phoenix Feathers Found:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	6	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mines Excavated:	1453
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	16	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	40
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Buildings Constructed:	49

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	42
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Crowns Worn:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Mines Excavated:	2861

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	3
Void Armor Forged:	15	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	20	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Chimeras Created:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	3	Emeralds Found:	5559

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Playblocks

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

PlayblocksHere is a list of features for everyone to look forward to: ■ The 1.19 Nether world! We’ve opened up the Nether for all to explore! ■ 1:500 Scale Earth Minecraft Map. Start your town where you live! ■ Voting for the server using /vote gives you keys with awesome rewards. ■ Public Portals with access to the end and nether. ■ and a lot more…playblocks.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	1543
Cozy Campfires Lit:	11	Animals Bred:	117
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dragon Scales Harvested:	263	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Vestria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny

Sick of joining server after server only to find pay-to-win donations, unhelpful staff, and the same old rehashed features? So were we! That’s why we created Vestria: a play-to-win Towny server built with a welcoming community, original content, and interesting plugins. Best of all, Vestria is not another hub server masquerading as a Towny server. We are fully committed to Towny and work to continuously improve our Towny experience by offering fair and balanced gameplay with a focus on fun! Vestria takes your traditional Towny server and adds fun twists to keep content new and exciting. Interact with our dynamic Guild rank system that accommodates every game style, play with our interesting plugins, many of them custom only to Vestria, and join a community of friends years in the making! With it’s anti-pay-to-win values, dedicated staff, interactive events, and original content, Vestria is a surefire win!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

OreoMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Survival Games, Towny

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48	Animals Bred:	40
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

YomNetwork

Economy, Hardcore, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11
Gods Slained:	0	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

PlayFuse

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	13
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	24	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

PokeLand

Economy, Parkour, Pixelmon, Survival

Welcome to pokeland! This is the most competitive pokemon server you will ever see! Daily events ! We have player gyms, elite 4, paid tournaments and many more! We also offer a lot of survival perks! You can make your own player shops, you can make your own towns and more!Come and stop by on mc.pokeland.world ! Have a great day !

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Animals Bred:	134
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Dimension Hops:	11	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6655
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.