The Derpy Potato Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the pigs ride the players and the creepers do the Macarena!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, who lays diamonds instead of eggs. Rumor has it that if you can catch the Diamond Chicken, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine every Friday night. Dance the night away with all your favorite Minecraft mobs while sipping on potions of invisibility.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the blocky world! Just be sure to watch out for the dancing creepers… they’ve got some killer moves. (ツ)_/7

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

BananaCraft Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

BananaCraft Network is a growing Minecraft server with a wide variety of gamemodes. BananaCraft Network launched in February of 2019 and is a reboot of the original BananaCraft. The network currently consists of Survival and Skyblock with more gamemodes and updates planned for the future.We also want our server to be as simple and straight forward as possible so you can start playing right away. To achieve this we write our own custom plugins to guide you through the servers while using as much GUIs as possible so you dont have to type a command for everything you want to do. Our server makes it easy for new players who are not familiar with Minecraft servers while also offering a lot for experienced players.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Alien Abductions:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineXD

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

MineXD We are offering a custom enviroment to enable players to play minecraft their way. The plugins we run add a lot to the vanilla experience while still remaining true to the way minecraft was intended to be enjoyed. Land Claims, Skills, Pinatas, Voting Rewards, Custom Enchants, Freshly Reset.Come check it out quick and say hi!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Divine Spears Created:	16
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

SkyVillage

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

SkyVillage isn’t just a Minecraft server; it’s a thriving community of passionate gamers who share a common love for creativity and collaboration. Immerse yourself in a supportive environment where players of all skill levels come together to forge lasting friendships. Engage in lively conversations, trade valuable resources, and participate in community events that bring everyone closer.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	14	Magic Items Found:	7255
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Farms Harvested:	449
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Zombie Dances:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

DIRK.US

Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

A server based around towns, with vampires and werewolves lurking around, hidden in plain sight. This server is still under development and any feedback and suggestions are taken into account and highly appriciated. Join the server today and see it for yourself!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Players Killed by Monsters:	6189
Potions Brewed:	165	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Pea

Survival, Vanilla

This is a semi-vanilla survival server with minimal rules against grieving because who doesn’t like waking up one morning to find their house burnt down and looted definitely me. We’ve got Geyser for Java and Bedrock compatibility and Via-Version, so I don’t have to update the server; it’s the best.Server rules:No Exploiting/Hacking: No, using cheats to gain an unfair advantage No sharing personal info: No Giving Personal information to others No Squatting: No Living in another’s base without permission

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Olympus

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

Olympus is a welcoming server for those who are mature enough to be mindful of others but not let it interfere with having fun! A mature and respectful player base is our goal with all welcome! We have plug-ins that add to the experience of Minecraft without taking away the essence of a survival server. You can work together or alone, build farms, towns or shops. You can protect your builds if needs be but still allow access to others so you can work together. Economy plug-in and shop signs to be able to buy and sell to others. Keep in touch with your friends on the server by using Discord for real-time chat! Crates to use if you wish to give you some much needed, hard to get, items to give a fair experience. A true sense of community that will not tolerate griefers or those who would ruin anyone’s experience of the game.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Zombie Dances:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Crops Grown:	2607

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

VillageCraft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

Around since 2011, we have seen Minecraft change quite a bit. We have a strong and easygoing community, with friendly players who will get you on your way. On VillageCraft, you can build a village to whatever style you feel, get it protected by one of our friendly staff, and then manage it however you want. Come join us!Key Features: – We have a market, built from the ground up, right in the spawn town, to help you get on your way, be it with your first home, or a new project – Through community elections and votes, you can have your say on how the server operates, from suggesting features, to running events – VillageCraft has been a community since 2011, having seen over 20,000 players over the years, each bringing their contribution to the server – When you build a village, it’s entirely yours. You can decide who to let in, what rules you enforce, and play to your style

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	15
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48	Zombie Dances:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	9
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Magical Ponies Rescued:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Cobblehaven

Anarchy, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Welcome to Cobblehaven! Bringing the cobblemon experience to vanilla Minecraft! If you enjoy the survival aspects of Minecraft then you’ll have a blast over here!Our Features: MEGA EVOLUTION ALL LEGENDARY POKEMON Land claiming to protect your chests and builds!! Crates Player Gyms SPAWNER BASED Economy GTS VOICE CHAT New and FREQUENT Releases of Pokemon And much more in the making!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	36	Cozy Campfires Lit:	12
Dragon Eggs Found:	9472	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Crystal Caves Mapped:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

McCaverns

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	12
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	11	Alien Abductions:	3

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PandaCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Prison, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Falling into the Void:	1
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Phoenix Feathers Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	56

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Renatus Network

Creative, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, Survival

Renatus Network BATTLEGROUNDS OFFICIALLY RELEASED /server Battlegrounds JOIN NOW – Renatus.ccParkour Are you ready to take your parkour and speedrunning skills to the next level? With over 400+ levels, including iconic levels like Rainbow, Rocky, and Dungeon, and our unique Infinite Parkour and racing feature, you’ll be in for an adventure like no other.Battlegrounds Are you ready for the ultimate PvP experience? Introduce Battlegrounds, the newest and most thrilling KitPvP gamemode out there. With a roster of over 20+ unique champions, each with their special abilities and power-ups, you’ll have the chance to play as your favorite character and dominate the battlefield.JOIN OVER ONE MILLION UNIQUE PLAYERS Renatus Network has been around since 2012! Over the years, we’ve used that time to refine our game modes into something truly special for every player. With our over 10 years of experience, we understand the importance of community. So we welcome YOU with open arms. Join Renatus and be a part of the community that is standing 10 years strong.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magic Crystals Found:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

TANOMI

Economy, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

You have reached the official page of a unique Minecraft server with new features that open up for you a fresh look at the game and the difficulty of survival. This is an amazing world where you can be anyone: choose your play style! Exciting systems of new enchantments, fishing, mining, unique monsters, a whole list of new equipment and much more await you! All this without mods, without downloading a launcher. We don’t put labels on players like RP servers do, you can be whoever you want, whenever you want, and the standard of living that you want. And we will try to preserve your gameplay for a long time, because we do not have wipes of the main world. You can access us even from a non-licensed client, so you don’t need to spend extra money on purchasing a mojang account. We have the most friendly and sociable community of players and administration! Only you decide how the history of the world you live in will go! Come in and show yourself!Read the detailed description in our VK group or on the website.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	0	Fairy Circles Danced In:	8
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Treasure Maps Found:	7
Astral Amulets Crafted:	22	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6
Dimension Hops:	9	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	50

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

FTB StoneBlock2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: sb2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention claim system > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Maps on RAM drive for faster chunk load. > Daily Backups. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Few items banned. (Link on the server.) > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > Dedicated Server Online 24/7.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	4
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MineFrost Network

Economy, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

MINEFROST NETWORKIP: play.minefrost.net ___________________________________________________________WE ARE OPENING NEW TYPE OF SERVERS! – VANILLA SKYBLOCK – CUSTOM SURVIVAL – CUSTOM BEDWARS – ANARCHY SKYLANDS – EXTREME HARDCORE AND MUCH MORE!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

DemonsLand Season 3

Economy, LifeSteal

Demons Land is A Public Lifesteal Server. By Playing here You can Enhance your Lifesteal Experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.