The Curling World Championship of our Minecraft SMP Dreams

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Are you tired of boring old servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like the Curling World Championship of your dreams!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a team of professional curling experts who will guide you through the icy world of Minecraft. We have custom-made curling arenas where you can challenge your friends to intense matches of virtual curling. And don’t worry, we’ve even trained our polar bears to act as the official referees!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground bunker where we keep all the rarest Minecraft items. Rumor has it that Herobrine himself has been spotted lurking around, searching for the legendary Diamond Curling Stone that grants its wielder ultimate power.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become the ultimate curling champion in the Minecraft world! Trust us, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	18
Love Letters Sent:	6	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Rune Stones Activated:	8	Chimeras Created:	2
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Void Armor Forged:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Predict The Remake Changes Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our SMP is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, epic battles, and unexpected twists and turns.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground lair filled with treasure guarded by a pack of friendly creepers. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with a magical diamond sword that can shoot lasers!

But that’s not all, folks! We also have a giant chicken that lays golden eggs every hour, so you’ll never run out of resources. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a dimension filled with talking pigs and flying cows.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience the craziest and most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows what kind of madness awaits you in our world of blocky wonders.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	25
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	13	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

FraternityLand Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more dramatic than your favorite soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the thrilling tale of Burner and their former neighbors, who are now locked in a battle over a piece of land that may become a frat house! Will Burner sell to the fraternal organization, or will the neighbors band together to stop them? The drama is real, folks.

But that’s not all! Our server is filled with exciting adventures and challenges that will keep you on the edge of your seat. Build your own empire, explore mysterious lands, and battle fierce creatures. And who knows, maybe you’ll even encounter a group of rowdy frat boys causing chaos in the virtual world.

So why wait? Join our server now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft community out there. Who knew virtual block-building could be so intense?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6706	Secret Libraries Discovered:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Mines Excavated:	2464	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Gods Slained:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DaughterCraft – No School Switch!

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Are you tired of your daughter being happy and content with her current school? Do you want her to experience jealousy and resentment towards her sibling? Look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join our server and watch as your daughter becomes obsessed with studying and comparing herself to her sibling’s elite education. She’ll be reading textbooks, yearbooks, and who knows what else in no time!

Not only will she be jealous of her sibling, but she’ll also be upset with you for not switching her to the elite private school. Who knew Minecraft could cause such family drama?

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with foreign students, diplomats, and ultra-rich locals. Your daughter will have the opportunity to either not fit in or lose her morals – the possibilities are endless!

So why wait? Join our Minecraft server now and watch the chaos unfold in your family! Who knew virtual block-building could cause so much drama?

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Animals Bred:	82	Epic Battles Fought:	13
Phantom Ships Sailed:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	8
Magic Items Found:	3796	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PubliclyNormal | Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to embrace your inner weirdo! We’ve got players doing the most bizarre things like building a giant toilet house because they believe it’s good luck to poop in a virtual toilet. And don’t even get us started on the player who insists on wearing a chicken suit 24/7 because they think it gives them superpowers. If you’re looking for a server where the only limit is your imagination (and sanity), then join us now and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly melted)!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	18	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CluelessCraft

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Are you tired of wandering around aimlessly in Minecraft, clueless about where to go or what to do next? Well, fear not, because our server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of hilarious hijinks.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of dancing creepers appears out of nowhere, busting out their best moves to distract you. Or how about the time our players stumbled upon a secret underground disco party hosted by none other than Herobrine himself? Trust us, you won’t find this kind of craziness on any other server.

But that’s not all – we also have custom mini-games like “Hot Potato TNT” and “Zombie Pigman Soccer” that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare pink sheep wearing sunglasses and a top hat, strutting around like he owns the place.

So why wait? Join our server today for a one-of-a-kind Minecraft experience that will leave you scratching your head in confusion and rolling on the floor with laughter. See you in the wacky world of Minecraft madness!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	14
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Enchantments Applied:	153
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Divine Spears Created:	22

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

LaosCraft Minecraft Server

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so, like, u know how Trudeau was all like “oh ya i totally met with PM Modi in Laos and we had, like, this super deep convo about stuff”? well, turns out India was like “nah bro, that never happened, we didn’t talk about anything important at all”.

anyways, forget about all that drama and come join our EPIC minecraft server! we got, like, the craziest builds and the most lit parties u’ve ever seen.

join us and u’ll be part of a community that’s more united than India and Canada’s conflicting statements. plus, our mods are cooler than Trudeau’s socks, trust me.

so what r u waiting for? come join us and let’s build some epic stuff together! oh, and don’t worry, we won’t reject u like India rejected Trudeau’s remarks. lolz.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	10
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Epic Shields Constructed:	26

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

StarlinkCraft: Vuhledar’s Downfall

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hey u, yes u, do u wanna join a minecraft server that is so lit, even russia is tryna take it down with starlink terminals? yea, u heard me right. our server is so epic that world powers are getting shook by our awesomeness.

imagine building ur own empire, mining for diamonds like a boss, and fighting off creepers with ur squad. but wait, there’s more. we got secret hidden dungeons with rare loot, and u might even stumble upon herobrine himself.

join us now and be part of the craziest minecraft adventure u will ever experience. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epicness. let’s show russia who’s boss in the world of minecraft.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Starblocks

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Welcome to Skyblocks.net – The Ultimate Space-Themed Skyblock Experience!

Embark on a journey like no other in the vast expanse of space with Skyblocks.net, where skyblock meets the stars! Build, explore, and thrive on your very own celestial island as you push the limits of Minecraft skyblock in a space-inspired setting.

Join us now at Skyblocks.net and build your island empire among the stars!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	21

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CrimsonCraft

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Welcome to CrimsonCraft

Looking for AS/AU hosted cracked lifesteal smp server? Look no further! Dive into the ultimate PvP experience on our lifesteal Minecraft server! Challenge your skills and survive in a world where every battle counts.

Features: – Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain an edge in combat! Steal hearts from your opponents and turn the tide of battle in your favor. – Intense PvP Action: Engage in thrilling PvP matches with fellow players. Show off your skills and rise to the top of the leaderboard! – Epic Events: Participate in regular community events, tournaments, and challenges for a chance to win amazing rewards and showcase your prowess! – Dynamic Community: Join a friendly and competitive community of players who share your passion for PvP and adventure. – Support all version 1.8x-1.21x (1.20.1 Main version) – Join CrimsonCraft discord server for more updates: https://discord.gg/RN9BkzVJ

Are You Ready to Fight? Connect now at crimsoncraft.mysrv.us and prove your skills in our lifesteal realm! Whether you’re a seasoned fighter or a newcomer, there’s a place for you in our epic battles!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	6	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Vanilla server Minecraft server

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Vanilla Minecraft server, no mods and minimum plugins. We highly recommend playing with friends. Please, if you play on this server, treat other players the same way you would like to be treated. Be polite, try to help and not harm other players. Do not use cheats or other third-party programs to gain superiority over other players.

Telegram: https://t.me/alexander_trapeznikov

Steam: https://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198405725789/

E-mail: [email protected]

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Zombie Dances:	4	Farms Harvested:	258
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Bloom SMP: Where semi-vanilla is just a fancy way of saying we forgot to add more spice

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Welcome to Bloom SMP
IP	play.bloomsmp.net
Joinable on versions	1.9 – 1.21

Features
Anti Griefing
Cross Play
A welcoming community
An active Discord
A friendly staff team
Regular events

Bloom SMP is not modded, but does contain gameplay enhancing plugins. Please keep things friendly to ensure a good playing experience for everyone, our mod team will keep an eye out.

Website: https://bloomsmp.net

Discord: https://discord.gg/bloomsmp

FAQ

1. Is PvP allowed on Bloom SMP?

Yes, PvP is allowed in certain areas designated for it. Please be respectful when engaging in PvP activities.

2. Are there any rules regarding griefing?

Griefing is strictly prohibited on Bloom SMP. Our staff team actively monitors for any griefing activities and takes necessary actions against offenders.

3. How can I join the server?

You can join the server by connecting to the IP address play.bloomsmp.net using versions 1.9 to 1.21 of Minecraft.

4. Can I invite my friends to Bloom SMP?

Yes, you can invite your friends to join Bloom SMP and play together. We encourage building a community of friends on the server.

5. Are there any special events on Bloom SMP?

Yes, Bloom SMP hosts regular events for players to participate in and enjoy. Keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements about upcoming events.

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	97
Epic Mounts Acquired:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	4	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Crafty Falcom Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further, because our server is the craziest, most out-of-this-world server you will ever experience!

Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns. Our server is so insane, it will make you feel like you’re living in a parallel universe where pigs can fly and creepers can breakdance.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, a mythical creature that guards the rarest diamonds in all of Minecraft. If you can defeat the Diamond Dragon, you will be rewarded with riches beyond your wildest dreams.

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on an adventure that will leave you laughing, crying, and questioning everything you thought you knew about Minecraft. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	6088
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	61
Paranormal Events Investigated:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

>Trump Confesses He Was ‘Sexually Attracted’… Minecraft SMP

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Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild time filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories! Our server is so lit, even Trump himself confessed to being ‘sexually attracted’ to his daughter when she was just 13 years old. Can you believe it? That’s the level of insanity you can expect when you join us. We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show and more laughs than a stand-up comedy special. So come on in and see what all the fuss is about. Just remember, we’re all about having fun and leaving the real-world craziness at the door. Let’s build, mine, and explore together in a world where anything is possible. Don’t miss out on the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	108/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	23
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Love Letters Sent:	13
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Enchantments Applied:	210	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Potions Brewed:	199

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockPartyDrama

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the place for you! Join us for a wild ride of laughter and fun as we roast each other in the most hilarious ways possible.

Imagine a world where your self-deprecating jokes are not only welcomed, but encouraged! Our community is all about having a good time and making each other laugh. Plus, we have a strict no-bullying policy, so you can rest assured that you’ll always be in a safe and fun environment.

But that’s not all – we also have epic birthday parties where we invite everyone except for that one friend who just can’t take a joke. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the drama and hilarity that ensues when they realize they’re not invited.

So come join us on our server and let loose with some of the craziest and funniest players around. Who knows, you might even make a new best friend or two – just make sure you can take a joke!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	22	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CompliMentality – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding diamonds? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and bizarre compliments that will leave you questioning reality. From being told your build looks like a potato to being praised for your impeccable cow herding skills, you never know what kind of wacky compliment you’ll receive next. So come join us and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players:	107/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Epic Quests Completed:	27	Villages Defended:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!