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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs, battling evil llamas with laser eyes, and mining for diamonds while being serenaded by a choir of singing creepers.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak and a feathered fist. Join his army of poultry warriors and conquer the server in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and experience the madness for yourself? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s make Minecraft great again!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Holy Grails Found:	5	Star Shards Collected:	285
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	12
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	32	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Scrolls Written:	10	Dimension Hops:	14
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	7
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Crystal Caves Mapped:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Star Shards Collected:	112
Falling into the Void:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Potions Brewed:	180	Cozy Campfires Lit:	6
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	4	Enchanted Armories Found:	8
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Titanic Battles Fought:	30	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	44
Emeralds Found:	4055	Villages Defended:	6
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Arcane Towers Raised:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	108/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Zombie Dances:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Passages Found:	2	Animals Bred:	26
Potions Brewed:	164	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Ether Blades Crafted:	10	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	7

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	3359
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Emeralds Found:	7072
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Star Shards Collected:	156
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Crops Grown:	4074	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	75	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Syntax Network

Creative, Hardcore, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

A brand new minecraft network currently hosting various vanilla servers with an aim to expand to modded, pixelmon and RPG in the near future.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Endless Legions Commanded:	28
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Secret Passages Found:	6	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Mine Danielovci

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

This Minecraft server is currently in the BETA but at the release we planned to have: SMP, Bedwars (Solos, Duos, Trios, …), Dropper, SkyWars and some more minigames. If you find an bug, find a cheater or just want somthing new, Join our Discord server: Go to -> Open a ticket, then click on create ticket, go to the created ticked and write what you wan’t there (Don’t spam these tickets if not needed) Info: Only Admins and you can see the ticket.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Zombie Dances:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
New Chunks Explored:	673819	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Friends SMP

Survival, Vanilla

The server’s PORT has been changed to 25565 – we no longer require :12500. Connect with the regular ip!

Come have some fun on survival smp – no strict rules just use common sense

Do not hack under any circumstances, it just makes the game very boring for everyone else. No advertising either, thanks!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Villages Defended:	12
Animals Bred:	43	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ComplexMC

Survival

ComplexMC is a Minecraft server that offers a rich and dynamic gaming experience for players of all levels. It serves as a virtual playground where creativity, innovation, and community thrive. At the heart of ComplexMC is a commitment to providing a unique and immersive environment that goes beyond the standard Minecraft gameplay.

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	39	Cursed Lands Purified:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	17
Titanic Battles Fought:	23	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Blood Moons Survived:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

WorldOfShards

Skyblock

The home of Skyblock! Survival at its best! Create your own Skyblock and play with others! ———————————————— Skyblock Java, IP: play.worldofshards.eu ———————————————— – [1.20.1] Version – The original Skyblock experience. – Custom items. – New School Server with awesome comunity!

Updated September 25, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Crops Grown:	8941	Dragons Tamed:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.