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| Players: | 100/400 | Votes: | 3118 |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 | Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 4 |
| Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 4 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 4 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 5 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 8 | Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 9 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 4 |
| Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Potions Brewed: | 38 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
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