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| Players: | 98/900 | Votes: | 9765 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Reality Warps Survived: | 0 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 7 |
| Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 | Shadow Figures Spotted: | 2 |
| Invisible Walls Found: | 3 | Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 5 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 2 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Gryphons Tamed: | 2 |
| Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Mysterious Portals Opened: | 20 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?
So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
