Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 95/700 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Potions Brewed: 176 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Cursed Swords Broken: 1
Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
Phantom Blocks Placed: 10 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5 Reality Warps Survived: 0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • CubeWorld Minecraft server

    CubeWorld Minecraft server

    – Our server is located in the Russian Federation

    – The most modern website with unique ideas

    – Lagi? Haven’t heard

    – Two types of modes | Easy and Swift anarchy

    – Anti-cheat with artificial intelligence

    – We made a combination of anarchy, clan wars, and griefing

    – No money to donate? Received for free, taking first places in the tops

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 29 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Meteorites Collected: 4 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server

    Crafty Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring, paid-to-win Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is finally free from the clutches of the evil paid posts! Join us on a wild adventure where you can ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of cake, and tame a dragon to be your loyal pet.

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the lands in search of brave adventurers to join him on his quest to defeat the evil Ender Dragon. Rumor has it that Blocky Bob can grant wishes to those who prove themselves worthy, so make sure to impress him with your building skills and quick reflexes.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll get into – just remember to watch out for those pesky creepers!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 25 Dragons Tamed: 2
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 7 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1
    Soul Swords Wielded: 4 Celestial Events Witnessed: 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Epic Bosses Defeated: 3
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12 Shadow Realms Conquered: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing new to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like a magical unicorn that farts rainbows of fun!

    Join us and experience the epicness of Version 2.6, where you can explore the mystical land of Pinecany’s Mappou Age and witness the beauty of Lingsha with the Burning Scent of Home.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Cosmic Ninjutsu Inscriptions and master the Havoc Exorcism: Lunar Vileslayer Scroll. Trust us, it’s more exhilarating than riding a llama through a field of creepers!

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have character banners featuring Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen. Plus, our Light Cone Banners will leave you feeling Worrisome, Blissful, and Abundant all at once.

    Don’t miss out on our new Drip Marketing events, where you can snag 5 Imaginary Harmony and 5 Fire Nihility. It’s like winning the lottery, but with more explosions and less paperwork!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and redeem your codes for exclusive rewards. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky Endermen).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3 Enchanted Armories Found: 2
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 13 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 36
    Mythical Quests Completed: 17 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 10
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

    Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

    Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Lost Cities Unearthed: 4
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Chimeras Created: 2
    Towns Built: 9 Magic Crystals Found: 8
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 2 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Single Man Minecraft Server

    Single Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Divine Scrolls Written: 12 Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 16
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 27
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 35

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

    Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

    But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

    Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 3
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 3 Epic Bosses Defeated: 5
    Mythical Quests Completed: 49 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2
    Chimeras Created: 3 Rainbows Spotted: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Teleportation Mishaps: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

    Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 53 Legendary Heroes Trained: 1
    Potions Brewed: 135 Epic Mounts Acquired: 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 1 Love Letters Sent: 19
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 9 Rune Stones Activated: 12
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Wailing Winds Heard: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

    The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

    Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Backwards Speech Heard: 4
    Vanishing Structures Built: 2 Players Killed by Monsters: 7412
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Cursed Statues Activated: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 22 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12

    Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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  • ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

    ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

    ➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

    ✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

    ✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

    ✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

    ✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

    ✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

    ✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

    ✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

    ➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 4
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 19 Teleportation Mishaps: 1
    Meteorites Collected: 0 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Chaos Gates Opened: 0
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 22 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

    Wedding Bells Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

    If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 8 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Runes Activated: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 6 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Epic Shields Constructed: 20
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 10

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Lazy Euro SMP Player

    Lazy Euro SMP Player
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 105/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 496
    Ether Blades Crafted: 14 Crystal Palaces Visited: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 2609 Farms Harvested: 902
    Infinite Doors Opened: 3 Treasure Maps Found: 3
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

    Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

    But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 8 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 36
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 2 Enchantments Applied: 123
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Royal Courts Attended: 4
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Astral Mages Summoned: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

    Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 7
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 2 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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