Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Join us at /calg/ – The Coffin of Andy and Leyley General #270, where the only rule is to have fun and cause absolute mayhem.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that Andy and Leyley were the original creators of this server, but they mysteriously disappeared, leaving behind a trail of epic loot and hidden secrets. Will you be the one to uncover the truth behind their disappearance? Or will you just build a giant statue of a potato in their honor? The choice is yours!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with crazy guides, major spoilers, and achievements that will make your head spin. Want to know the best routes and subroutes? We got you covered. Need help finding all the stars? We have a guide for that too. And if you ever get stuck, just check out our complete Episode 2 walkthrough for all the tips and tricks you need.

Oh, and did we mention the upcoming chapter called Decay? Chapter 3A and 4 are confirmed to be DECAY. It’s going to be a wild ride, so buckle up and get ready for some insane gameplay and story transitions that will leave you questioning your sanity.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /calg/ and become a part of the craziest Minecraft SMP out there. Who knows, you might just uncover the secrets of Andy and Leyley, or you might just end up building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit. The possibilities are endless!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 92/700 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 24
Star Shards Collected: 84 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 15
Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 1
Enchanted Armories Found: 7 Heroic Legacies Created: 3
Astral Mages Summoned: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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  • Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone

    Incel-Free Minecraft SMP Zone
    Are you tired of being ghosted by e-girls on other Minecraft SMPs? Are you sick of being led on by players who just want to collect and fix chadcels? Well, look no further! Our server is a male-only space where you can escape the clutches of foids and focus on building epic structures and conquering the virtual world.

    Join us and experience the true brotherhood of Minecraft players who understand the struggle of being a gamer in a world dominated by e-girls. No more illusions of happiness, just pure, unadulterated gaming fun with your fellow chadcels. Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret society of loyal chads who will help you on your quest for virtual glory. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and reclaim your rightful place in the Minecraft universe!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Villages Defended: 9 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 11
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 13 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 3 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Forbidden Relics Collected: 5

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • Single Man Minecraft Server

    Single Man Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being told you’re a total failure if you’re not married with kids by the time you’re 28? Well, have we got the perfect escape for you! Join our Minecraft server and leave all that societal pressure behind. Here, you can build your own virtual family with pixelated pets and create your own love story with a blocky partner. Who needs real-life relationships when you can have a diamond sword and a pet creeper by your side? So ditch the haters and join us for some epic adventures in a world where being single and childless is actually a good thing!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 1 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 13
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0 Gods Slained: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Meteorites Collected: 0
    Epic Battles Fought: 11 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP

    Pigs Love Apples Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we worship the girls who make us go PLAP PLAP PLAP and shoot lots of nutslop! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic builds, crazy adventures, and tons of gooning!

    But beware, we have some strict rules in place. No shota or loli allowed, we’re all about keeping it classy here. And leave your weird fetishes at the door, this is a place for pure, unadulterated fun. And don’t even think about being a dramafaggot, we have zero tolerance for that nonsense.

    Oh, and did we mention that reverse mating press is obligatory while posting in our server? It’s just how we roll here. So come on in, join the madness, and let’s make some memories that will leave you saying “what the PLAP PLAP PLAP did I just witness?!”

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Rainbows Spotted: 3
    Herobrine Sightings: 10 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 6 Horror Stories Survived: 2
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 3 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 388

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server

    Berserk Blocks Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for a wild ride of chaos and confusion as we welcome the one and only Causality Rambler. He’ll show up at the most random times, eat your Behelit, and make everything just a little bit worse – all while refusing to explain himself. But hey, who needs explanations when you can have a dirty Struggler with a hard R causing mayhem? So come on, join us and see what kind of craziness awaits on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Battle Standards Raised: 9 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 69
    Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 379
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 4 Royal Decrees Issued: 5
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Goblin Markets Raided: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP

    The Bo-ACK HHH Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild SMP where the only rule is there are no rules!

    We have flying pigs, talking cows, and even a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs! But be careful, because the chickens have formed a rebellion and are plotting to take over the server.

    Join now for a chance to ride a llama into battle against a horde of zombie villagers, or participate in our annual pumpkin carving contest where the winner gets a diamond-encrusted sword! Don’t miss out on all the chaos and craziness, join our Minecraft SMP today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Holy Grails Found: 3
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Glorious Feasts Held: 8 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 1 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

    ZyoZyaLand Minecraft server

    ➤ Welcome to the ZyoZyaLand server – a unique space where classic Vanilla survival with comfortable additions awaits you!

    ✔ We have created ideal conditions for those who appreciate the original spirit of Minecraft, but will not refuse small improvements for maximum convenience of the game! ✨

    ✔ Here you can build your own world, fight enemies and participate in epic adventures! ⚔️

    ✔ A reliable anti-cheat is installed on the server, which guarantees fair play, and our responsive and kind administration is always in touch to help and support the players at any time!

    ✔ ZyoZyaLand offers stable work, powerful hardware and a friendly community where every player feels at home!

    ✔ Plugins are added to improve comfort, but do not disrupt the vanilla balance of the game, creating the ideal conditions for those who want to enjoy classic Minecraft! ⚖️

    ✔ We carry out regular updates, adding new quests and events to keep the game fresh and interesting!

    ✔ In addition, we have our own bot on Telegram, which is always ready to help. Through it you can get all the necessary information, send complaints or suggestions, and even contact AI for help at any time!

    ➤ Join ZyoZyaLand – new friends, endless ideas for creativity and exciting adventures await you here!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 0 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Heroic Legacies Created: 6 Cozy Campfires Lit: 18
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 5 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Living Statues Befriended: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 2

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • Wedding Bells Minecraft Server

    Wedding Bells Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where weddings are a daily occurrence! Join us for the chance to marry your Minecraft crush in a beautiful virtual ceremony complete with pixelated flowers and cake made of blocks. Who needs Tinder when you can find love in the world of Minecraft?

    But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco where players can dance the night away with creepers and skeletons. Who knew monsters had such killer dance moves?

    If you’re feeling adventurous, join our quest to find the legendary diamond sword of doom, rumored to be hidden in the depths of the Nether. Just watch out for the lava pits and zombie pigmen along the way!

    So why wait? Join our Minecraft server today for a wedding experience like no other, disco parties with monsters, and epic quests for legendary weapons. Who needs reality when you can have all this and more in the world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 7
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1
    Astral Staffs Crafted: 7 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 44 Elemental Crystals Collected: 56
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Twisted Realms Survived: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Lazy Euro SMP Player

    Lazy Euro SMP Player
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place to be! We have a player who has been so lazy since the Euros that they haven’t even moved from their spawn point. But hey, that just means more resources for the rest of us, am I right? Join us for a wild ride of laziness and shenanigans as we try to convince this player to finally start playing again. Who knows what kind of chaos will ensue? So come on, join us and let’s see what kind of trouble we can get into together!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Shields Constructed: 16 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Gnome Villages Protected: 5 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 4
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 15
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server

    Austronesian Craft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you have to worry about pesky enemies invading your land? Well, fear no more, because on our server, we have Austronesian bulls and Tungus warriors ready to defend your Central Plain from any invaders!

    But beware, if you don’t join our server, you may suffer the same fate as the poor inhabitants of Central Plain during the collapse of the Chinese Empire – being replaced by highlanders and ultimately meeting your demise. So why risk it? Join our server now and experience the thrill of defending your land with the help of some badass bulls and warriors!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 98/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 14 Invisible Walls Found: 1
    Gods Slained: 2 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 7 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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  • Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP

    Homestead Investor Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately find yourself in the middle of a heated debate between two players arguing over who has the best pet llama. Things escalate quickly and before you know it, there’s a full-blown llama race happening in the town square. And yes, you better believe there are bets being placed on the outcome.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a player who has amassed a chicken army so vast and powerful that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with him. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be rewarded with a golden egg that grants you three wishes. Just be careful what you wish for!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious shenanigans, and maybe even a few exploding sheep (don’t ask). Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Astral Amulets Crafted: 29
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19
    Titanic Battles Fought: 11 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 20
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 34 Evil Twin Fights: 4
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • What are Minecraft servers like PokeRetreat ?

    What are Minecraft servers like PokeRetreat
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    Some similar Minecraft servers to PokeRetreat that you may enjoy are: 1. Pixelmon Reforged – A popular server featuring the Pixelmon mod which adds Pokemon to the Minecraft world. With custom builds, events, and player-run gyms, Pixelmon Reforged offers a similar immersive experience to PokeRetreat. 2. PokeFind – Another server focused on Pokemon in Minecraft, PokeFind offers a unique gameplay experience with custom plugins, events, and challenges. Players can catch and train Pokemon while exploring the virtual world. 3. Complex Gaming – Known for its variety of game modes and custom features, Complex Gaming offers a diverse and engaging Minecraft experience. With a mix of traditional gameplay and unique twists, this server is sure to keep you entertained. 4. PokeSaga – A server dedicated to Pokemon fans, PokeSaga features a mix of survival gameplay with Pokemon elements. Players can explore, battle, and trade Pokemon with others in a friendly community. 5. PokeBrawl – With a focus on competitive battling and player-versus-player combat, PokeBrawl offers a thrilling and challenging experience for Pokemon trainers. Join tournaments, form alliances, and prove your skills in intense battles.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 100/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8
    Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 5 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Shattered Realms Restored: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 37 Vanishing Items Found: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • CookieSwirlC’s Ironmouse Minecraft Server

    CookieSwirlC’s Ironmouse Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious shenanigans.

    Picture this: CookieSwirlC, Ironmouse, and Filian all teaming up to take on the Ender Dragon together. Can you imagine the chaos that would ensue? It’s like a crossover episode of your favorite anime, but in Minecraft form.

    But that’s not all! Rumor has it that if you join our server, you’ll have a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual cookies. Yes, you heard that right. Virtual cookies. Who needs real food when you can have an endless supply of delicious treats in the virtual world?

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the most epic Minecraft server in existence. Trust us, you won’t regret it. And who knows, maybe you’ll even get a chance to play with CookieSwirlC herself. It’s time to level up your gaming experience and join the madness today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 7 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 353
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 11 Immortal Potions Brewed: 8
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Runes Activated: 1
    Divine Spears Created: 20 Pirate Ships Captured: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments

    Shitty Minecraft SMP Moments
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we believe that every block placed before 2010 is a hidden gem waiting to be discovered! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of mining for forgotten treasures and building structures inspired by the most underrated movies of all time.

    Our server is filled with wacky characters who will stop at nothing to defend their precious pixelated relics. Rumor has it that there’s a secret underground bunker filled with VHS tapes of obscure B-movies that will blow your mind. Will you be the one to uncover this cinematic treasure trove?

    But beware, not everyone on the server is as friendly as they seem. There’s a group of players who believe that only movies made after 2010 deserve recognition, and they will do everything in their power to sabotage your quest for vintage movie magic.

    So come join us on this wild adventure, where every block you break could lead to a cinematic masterpiece. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a world where all movies are considered underrated soulful kino. The possibilities are endless on our Minecraft SMP – just remember to bring your popcorn!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 3
    Players Killed by Monsters: 5298 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Ether Blades Crafted: 16 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server

    Tied to Pixels Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of being tied down to one console ecosystem? Do you want to break free and experience the wild world of PC gaming? Well, do we have the server for you!

    Join our Minecraft server where we welcome all console converts with open arms. We promise to make the transition as smooth as butter on a hot summer day. Say goodbye to slow releases and hello to instant gratification with our lightning-fast PC updates.

    Xbox who? We don’t even know her! We are all about embracing the PC master race and leaving those console peasants in the dust. So why wait? Join us now and experience a gaming revolution like never before.

    I mean, who needs a PS5 when you can have the power of a PC at your fingertips? Trust us, once you go PC, you’ll never go back. So come on over and let’s game like there’s no tomorrow!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 3436
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 10 Enchanted Forests Planted: 8
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 20 Mines Excavated: 2702
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP

    Makeine: Too Many Losing Heroines Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our Minecraft SMP where the goal is to catch ’em all – and by ’em all, we mean every single mob in the game!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only do you have to catch every mob, but you also have to train them and battle them against other players’ mobs in epic showdowns. Will your army of chickens be able to take down a horde of creepers? Only time will tell!

    And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the legendary Diamond Sheep! Legend has it that whoever can tame the Diamond Sheep will be granted unlimited diamonds for the rest of their days.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and embark on the wildest mob-catching adventure of your life!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Reality Distortions Fixed: 2
    Teleportation Mishaps: 4 Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 14 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 5
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 3 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 13 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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