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Players: | 106/300 | Votes: | 4400 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 1 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 2 |
Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 3 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 15 |
Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 19 |
Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 6 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 30 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 3 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 |
Dragon Eggs Found: | 9734 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
But beware, our server has a secret underground society of chubby players who have banded together to overthrow the skinny overlords. Rumor has it they have a secret stash of enchanted golden apples that give them super strength and agility. Will you join their ranks and fight for fat liberation? Or will you stick with the normies and risk being squashed by a giant porkchop-wielding giant?
So come on down to our server and see for yourself why being fat in Minecraft isn’t just a stereotype – it’s a revolution! Join us and show Atlus that big is beautiful, one block at a time.