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Players: | 107/500 | Votes: | 3506 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Gods Slained: | 0 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 57 |
Shadow Cloaks Sewn: | 2 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 12 |
Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 31 | Royal Courts Attended: | 1 |
Demonic Pacts Formed: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 1 |
Orbs of Power Found: | 12 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 1 |
Forbidden Doors Opened: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 5953 |
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