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Players: | 92/1000 | Votes: | 7435 |
Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 6 |
Royal Decrees Issued: | 2 | Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 1 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 | Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 1 |
Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Magic Items Found: | 5733 |
Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 5 | Horror Stories Survived: | 5 |
Pockets of Chaos Discovered: | 2 | Emeralds Found: | 3366 |
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