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Players: | 92/800 | Votes: | 4876 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 | Cursed Biomes Uncovered: | 7 |
Spectral Entities Defeated: | 4 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 1 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 32 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 8 |
Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 | Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 2 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 7 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
Eclipse Rings Activated: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 |
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